Recent Tweets from Alyssa Yeoman (alyssaYEO)

alyssaYEO: @sameersadhu @meagan_webb Financially...yes. Socially...hard to say at times.Wed, 23 May 2012 06:36:34

alyssaYEO: @meagan_webb Thanks I'm working on it. & @sameersadhu you're right I'm jealous. Take me with you.Wed, 23 May 2012 06:19:46

alyssaYEO: If you express your feelings about celebrities as if you know them personally, you're a part of my inner circle. Welcome, XOXO.Wed, 23 May 2012 02:12:09

alyssaYEO: RT @prodigalsam: Just put on some Bon Iver and washed the dishes with my tears.Wed, 23 May 2012 01:59:01

alyssaYEO: Let's say you're having a great hair/fashion day yet you don't Instagram it... Did that day really happen? #deepthoughts #trendyproblemsWed, 23 May 2012 01:58:31

alyssaYEO: I'm obsessed with astrology...when it tells me what I want to hear. #junehoroscope #libra @ Cosmic Findings http://t.co/f8KQ6s0xWed, 23 May 2012 01:50:24

alyssaYEO: This new Santi album is hitting the spot. I just want to grow up to be her. #rolemodels #SantigoldForeverTue, 22 May 2012 22:55:40

alyssaYEO: When I go out with a guy & I wear something from Free People http://t.co/yGtZoOUc via @WSWCM -I love Free People which makes this HILARIOUS.Tue, 22 May 2012 22:28:22

alyssaYEO: “@TrendyProblems: Any excuse to quote Mean Girls is a good excuse to quote Mean Girls. #trendyproverbs” @chellygrant & @atwKAY YESSS!Tue, 22 May 2012 19:35:05

alyssaYEO: My attitude yesterday inspired someone to call me Daria. Yet another Bucket List item complete. #sicksadworld #90sreference #bucketlistTue, 22 May 2012 17:13:38

alyssaYEO: “@TomHanksIsHot: Laughter has been replaced by stars and retweets.” #twitterlifeTue, 22 May 2012 05:04:54

alyssaYEO: RT @DamienFahey: I never say SPOILER ALERT because that takes all the fun out of seeing somebody completely disappointed.Tue, 22 May 2012 01:48:23

alyssaYEO: RT @hipstermermaid: "Have my food baby." - ChipotleMon, 21 May 2012 23:27:35

alyssaYEO: "Old habits die hard when you got a sentimental heart" -me talking about my love for guys who're passionate about (liberal) politics.Mon, 21 May 2012 21:44:39

alyssaYEO: RT @hipstermermaid: Saw some little kids singing "Who Stole The Cookies from the Cookie Jar." Spoiler alert: it was Paula Deen.Sun, 20 May 2012 23:50:04

alyssaYEO: @atwKAY @Ali_Max @meagan_webb Wow. Didn't even realize it was that close! CALIFORNIA. CALIFORNIA. CALIFORNIA. Miss Y'all! 👙☀Sun, 20 May 2012 20:54:53

alyssaYEO: RT @katyperry: RT if you grew up on Lunchables and you're not ashamed.Sun, 20 May 2012 00:45:53

alyssaYEO: If you were curious about my current emotional fragility... I was just moved to tears by an episode of Chopped. #TGIFSat, 19 May 2012 02:51:42

alyssaYEO: RT @shelley_belley: Mrs. is short for miseriesSat, 19 May 2012 02:07:23

alyssaYEO: I want to know what it's like to live in a world with tame hair.Sat, 19 May 2012 00:30:43

alyssaYEO: RT @LouisPeitzman: Just made my own real-life Pinterest with some cork board and a dream.Fri, 18 May 2012 22:06:59

alyssaYEO: A sure sign you're not getting laid... Speak passionately about medieval books & food while also being morbidly obese. #dailyhatertweetFri, 18 May 2012 17:53:17

alyssaYEO: RT @LouisPeitzman: How is this Woody Allen's son. http://t.co/FGCCDXVtFri, 18 May 2012 01:29:43

alyssaYEO: When someone asks me what I ate today I start listing literally EVERYTHING I ate. My estrogen takes over, I can't help it. #dailyconfessionThu, 17 May 2012 22:20:29

alyssaYEO: Celine Dion, you get me every time.Thu, 17 May 2012 04:08:51

alyssaYEO: @ThaNardDawg yeah they really start to jazz her up as the seasons go. Although I hate that she's not as mean a she once was.Thu, 17 May 2012 00:51:25

alyssaYEO: “@TrendyProblems: I like you in the sense that I don't hate you. #trendyproblems” I need this on a shirt.Wed, 16 May 2012 22:56:03

alyssaYEO: RT @hipstermermaid: Facebook is the magical Dorian Gray portrait of everybody we went to high school with.Wed, 16 May 2012 01:51:35