Recent Tweets from Bruno (Bruno_justBruno)

Bruno_justBruno: RT @neiltyson: Odd that many who embrace the discoveries of science will disagree only when results conflict with their politics or religionSat, 26 May 2012 01:45:21

Bruno_justBruno: @Brandon007 hey Bud! Let's party, responsibly.Fri, 25 May 2012 18:33:13

Bruno_justBruno: Oh, you hate gays, eh grandpa? You're kinda sexy when you're hateful. I'm not even gay and you're turning me on. #thoudostprotesttoomuchFri, 25 May 2012 17:49:25

Bruno_justBruno: I'm sorry, which part of the constitution contains the line "except for gays"? chapter and verse? #bouttodeletemyfbpeepsFri, 25 May 2012 16:41:14

Bruno_justBruno: RT @neiltyson: Feeling heavy? If you cram a herd of 50-million elephants into a thimble, you get the density of a Pulsar. I'm just saying.Wed, 23 May 2012 16:55:47

Bruno_justBruno: in case you're not dying fast enough. http://t.co/i19vewhRWed, 23 May 2012 16:43:00

Bruno_justBruno: RT @Ron_White: I decided to quit drinking and smoking yesterday….But that was then and this is now.Wed, 23 May 2012 16:13:45

Bruno_justBruno: hey, Desmond Hatchet, here's something your daddy never told ya: PULL OUT, DICKHEAD.: http://t.co/N5oJnuw8 via @youtubeWed, 23 May 2012 15:42:47

Bruno_justBruno: is it me or is #GracePotter hot as BALLS?! #oolalalalalalala #oooooh http://t.co/46vAZrSCWed, 23 May 2012 05:23:03

Bruno_justBruno: RT @Ugarles: I am no more interested in being governed by Leviticus than I am by Sharia.Tue, 22 May 2012 21:01:05

Bruno_justBruno: There must be a mistake! I just saw a Collier's tow truck hauling a vehicle that appeared to have been in an accident!?Tue, 22 May 2012 18:40:46

Bruno_justBruno: I'm trying to make healthy dietary choices today; so which is better for me: the pink slime @ Mcdonalds or the pink slime @ Burger King?Tue, 22 May 2012 18:37:57

Bruno_justBruno: KimK and Kanye are dating. Because 2 jokes are funnier than 1. #truelove #whichoneisthestarfucker? #thegreatestloveofALLTIMEOFALLTIME!Tue, 22 May 2012 17:20:56

Bruno_justBruno: RT @GerryDuggan: Siri, write a twitter joke.Tue, 22 May 2012 16:27:59

Bruno_justBruno: RT @GaryJanetti: I'm officially unfollowing the Dalai Lama until he follows me. Dick.Tue, 22 May 2012 03:58:46

Bruno_justBruno: RT @Katy_Read: Like many writers, I have rituals. Before writing, I pour coffee, open the window by my desk, and attempt to read the entire internet.Mon, 21 May 2012 15:54:57

Bruno_justBruno: FOR THE LOVE. OF *GOD*!!! SOMEONE, PLEASE! GIVE. THE DAMNED. RABBIT. SOME TRIIIIIIIX!!!! #thankyouMon, 21 May 2012 02:19:58

Bruno_justBruno: A perfect world would be populated by #5guysburgersandfries employees #everyoneisSOnice #itsliketheygetpaidtobecheerful!Sun, 20 May 2012 22:04:48

Bruno_justBruno: It's Sunady tweeps! ....the students may be leaving but.........#winteriscoming I gotta get home! #GOTSun, 20 May 2012 22:01:47

Bruno_justBruno: Somehow, Mark Zuckerberg is not trending on twitter....go figure.Sun, 20 May 2012 19:02:05

Bruno_justBruno: "@DRUNKHULK: O NO! 1/2 OF FL HYSKOOL STDNTS FAIL READN TST! D-HULK WUNDR HW THS CUD HPN?" I 1dr...Sun, 20 May 2012 00:48:44

Bruno_justBruno: RT @SethMacFarlane: Dear Hollywood: It's time to retire the "found footage" movie genre and start holding the camera steady again. I'm getting queasy.Sun, 20 May 2012 00:47:47

Bruno_justBruno: Actually, no. By definition thugs *don't* "fall in love too". They're too hard. So your lyrics are inaccurate. #grammarpoliceSat, 19 May 2012 05:42:02

Bruno_justBruno: I've stopped retweeting the genius of @pattonoswalt as everyone on twitter is following him already.Fri, 18 May 2012 16:51:10

Bruno_justBruno: RT @Ron_White: It is my understanding that everybody else is wrong.Fri, 18 May 2012 16:43:50

Bruno_justBruno: @zarling I don't have facts to support this.Fri, 18 May 2012 16:43:22

Bruno_justBruno: @DRUNKHULK I like drunk-HULKS and I can not lie....Fri, 18 May 2012 14:25:21

Bruno_justBruno: RT @LettersOfNote: In 1936, a young girl wrote to Einstein and asked, "Do scientists pray?" Her letter and his reply: http://t.co/qi9Rf5ajFri, 18 May 2012 13:01:09