Recent Tweets from chris asquith (ChrisAsquith)

ChrisAsquith: You can never be over dressed, or over educated.Sat, 26 May 2012 18:05:21

ChrisAsquith: eclectic day: ran in AM, watched cricket with @ordinaryallstar, sat for a painting & now about to go to Ruud Van @Toolbag4's wedding recptSat, 26 May 2012 17:56:23

ChrisAsquith: @le_stroth11 i did not know about this! http://t.co/Ski4ty1fSat, 26 May 2012 13:32:42

ChrisAsquith: Pixelated promisesFri, 25 May 2012 21:37:51

ChrisAsquith: @EaAiaAa Iceland is harsh if you need to move for letting a cat out of a bag! Surely putting the cat in the bag is way worse?!Fri, 25 May 2012 18:08:19

ChrisAsquith: @DRoj Yeah but think about what could happen if they didnt do that! PMA all day D-Roj!Fri, 25 May 2012 13:48:26

ChrisAsquith: @DRoj after my dentist tried to kill me, I am afforded the luxury of calling myself 'head dental philosopher'! Should see my business card!Fri, 25 May 2012 11:20:20

ChrisAsquith: @DRoj there's nothing to fear! Going to the dentist is much less painful than not going!Fri, 25 May 2012 09:13:24

ChrisAsquith: @Tim_Warwood missed out the 'DE' there!Thu, 24 May 2012 15:12:58

ChrisAsquith: @Scott_McMorris that looks amazing! Not too dissimilar to the streets down by yours with all the roadworks going on at the moment!Thu, 24 May 2012 14:33:40

ChrisAsquith: Don't worry @SyndicateTM, @philheth is currently bathed in glitter about to get married to a mini cab driver named Eric. Same thing, right?Thu, 24 May 2012 14:11:33

ChrisAsquith: RT @TwopTwips: JOEY BARTON. Don't forget, it's only four more matches until Christmas. (via @johnholtmagic)Thu, 24 May 2012 14:00:50

ChrisAsquith: @le_stroth11 @stuart_doyle dunno, googled their squad and he was the only non north/south American in there! Played for a few teams here!Thu, 24 May 2012 12:10:37

ChrisAsquith: @Stuart_Doyle @le_stroth11 @whitecapsfc aye and ex arsenal superstar Ryan Smith!!!Thu, 24 May 2012 11:36:24

ChrisAsquith: @Stuart_Doyle @le_stroth11 @whitecapsfc who are they playing? Take your boots! #size14 #trialThu, 24 May 2012 11:29:43

ChrisAsquith: If you think you are having a bad day, spare a thought for @PhilHeth - lost his passport and can't fly to Vegas today. #gutted #PMAThu, 24 May 2012 10:42:55

ChrisAsquith: @PhilHeth just have a couple of drinks and throw some glitter around, same thing really!!Thu, 24 May 2012 10:40:54

ChrisAsquith: Davie is on his 14th lap #pantingThu, 24 May 2012 10:18:19

ChrisAsquith: @le_stroth11 @stuart_doyle completely off topic, Barton getting 12 game ban! Actually a 1/3 of the season!! Hard to sell him nowThu, 24 May 2012 09:30:23

ChrisAsquith: @Stuart_Doyle @le_stroth11 would Anekla get a medal?? Probably played more CL games than Ryan Bertrand!!Thu, 24 May 2012 09:17:12

ChrisAsquith: @PhilHeth gutted!Thu, 24 May 2012 09:05:08

ChrisAsquith: @le_stroth11 @stuart_doyle the way he's going Ferreira will be the new boss! bosingwa & kalou are a couple of decent frees for someone!Thu, 24 May 2012 08:38:55

ChrisAsquith: @Stuart_Doyle @le_stroth11 yeah totally. seen worse misses than that earnshaw one too!Wed, 23 May 2012 21:41:54

ChrisAsquith: @Stuart_Doyle @le_stroth11 bring back christophe dugarryWed, 23 May 2012 21:36:05

ChrisAsquith: @Cracking_Cate dunno why i stopped, just kinda fell out of it. They are very expensive and takes up a lot of time! bit like life really.Wed, 23 May 2012 21:24:18

ChrisAsquith: @Cracking_Cate No kidding at all! Everyone at my (v. small) primary school learnt to play the Clàrsach (smaller version of the harp)Wed, 23 May 2012 21:23:24

ChrisAsquith: 12 matches! Plenty time for copying and pasting the thoughts of greater minds than his own #bartonWed, 23 May 2012 17:35:23

ChrisAsquith: Looking forward to playing 7s tonight, just mulling over which full @ESAFC2007 get-up to wear. #horizontal or #vertical stripes?Wed, 23 May 2012 17:13:54

ChrisAsquith: @HeliPOV of course, just shout! Always happy to help out!Wed, 23 May 2012 14:36:04