Recent Tweets from David Chalk (davechalk)

davechalk: RT @thehandofbeadle: If we'd just entered 'Good Thing Going' by Sid Owen we wouldn't be in this mess #eurovisionSat, 26 May 2012 21:51:56

davechalk: Give us 12 points or we'll turn away your economic migrants. #eurovisionSat, 26 May 2012 21:43:57

davechalk: I can't even remember who we got our pity point off of. #eurovisionSat, 26 May 2012 21:43:10

davechalk: Still nothing for Iceland. Good. #eurovisionSat, 26 May 2012 21:42:44

davechalk: Oh, we voted for Claudia then? #eurovisionSat, 26 May 2012 21:41:47

davechalk: I assume the excuse this year for the UK coming last will be intl pressure over the Falklands or Gibraltar or something. #eurovisionSat, 26 May 2012 21:32:47

davechalk: The Hump will be lucky to get a mug of Ovaltine. #eurovisionSat, 26 May 2012 21:30:31

davechalk: VOTE JEREMY HUNT! #eurovisionSat, 26 May 2012 21:08:32

davechalk: (DON'T) VOTE ICELANDIC BARLOW! #eurovisionSat, 26 May 2012 21:03:10

davechalk: VOTE GREECE. #eurovisionSat, 26 May 2012 20:59:41

davechalk: Where's she nicked that violin bit from? #eurovisionSat, 26 May 2012 20:48:52

davechalk: Keith Lemon is wanking along to this. #eurovisionSat, 26 May 2012 20:44:26

davechalk: IRISH TRON TIME! #eurovisionSat, 26 May 2012 20:43:12

davechalk: Nearly song 23! #eurovision #jedward #waterlineSat, 26 May 2012 20:39:20

davechalk: Nice moves from the Maltese. #eurovisionSat, 26 May 2012 20:38:54

davechalk: Live-in landlord is quite a knob.Sat, 26 May 2012 20:38:14

davechalk: RT @thehandofbeadle: Can't decide if they're over-using the wind machine or Italian Amy Winehouse left the door open when she nipped out to honk on her crackpipeSat, 26 May 2012 20:37:35

davechalk: Graham, give it a rest about the petrol now. #eurovisionSat, 26 May 2012 20:36:15

davechalk: RT @R3953L: A soldier from the 1st Battalion, Royal Welsh has been killed in Helmand. Please spare a thought for them all. #LESTWEFORGET #RIPSat, 26 May 2012 20:34:17

davechalk: Adrian Mole in leather. #eurovisionSat, 26 May 2012 20:25:16

davechalk: I'd quite like to see Bruno enter #eurovisionSat, 26 May 2012 20:23:37

davechalk: Poor old woman being wheeled out every year. #eurovisionSat, 26 May 2012 20:22:33

davechalk: *has seizure* #eurovisionSat, 26 May 2012 20:21:47

davechalk: Claudia Winklevoss. #eurovisionSat, 26 May 2012 20:20:36

davechalk: RT @scully1888: Oh Christ. What have I done. IT WAS A JOKE, EVERYONE :-) http://t.co/1U5cgm6ISat, 26 May 2012 20:18:48

davechalk: Not a single Greek tan on any of them. #eurovisionSat, 26 May 2012 20:17:00

davechalk: The "you" that she can't get off her mind refers to, of course, fiscal stability. #eurovisionSat, 26 May 2012 20:16:09

davechalk: I THROW A PLATE AT YOU! #eurovision #greeceSat, 26 May 2012 20:14:50