Recent Tweets from Myde O (NigerianBoy)

NigerianBoy: Admit it, at some point u've tried 2 see if u had superpowers. I tried telekinesis (ability 2 moving things with d mind), hasn't worked yet!Wed, 23 May 2012 15:14:47

NigerianBoy: Now listen, if you text me first, you are legally obligated to continue the conversation!Wed, 23 May 2012 15:06:29

NigerianBoy: I do everything faster when I have to pee.Wed, 23 May 2012 14:41:11

NigerianBoy: Drogba & Lampard shagged 6 German models after d game last night. Terry arrived when it was over & high five'd all as if he'd been involvedSun, 20 May 2012 15:45:32

NigerianBoy: Stumbled into bed late last night. "You're drunk," she said. "Also, you live next door."Sat, 19 May 2012 07:07:58

NigerianBoy: Virginity is not dignity, but lack of opportunity.Fri, 18 May 2012 18:46:48

NigerianBoy: Be the one whom everyone wants, not the one whom everyone’s had.Fri, 18 May 2012 16:16:04

NigerianBoy: Bad attitude is like a flat tire. You can’t go anywhere till you change it.Fri, 18 May 2012 16:13:04

NigerianBoy: YOUR MAMA IS SO FAT, I TOOK A PICTURE WITH HER LAST CHRISTMAS AND ITS STILL PRINTING!Fri, 18 May 2012 16:11:55