Recent Tweets from Dilly LaComb (CaptinCorndawg)

Seatbelts don't stop bullets.

Followers: 23    Location: Conroe   

CaptinCorndawg: @cynthiac420 yeahh. Whatcha doin tonightt?Sat, 26 May 2012 18:14:18

CaptinCorndawg: People with the last name "Young", enjoy it while it lasts... You will grow old and die.Sat, 26 May 2012 17:29:15

CaptinCorndawg: Adolf's brother, Randolph. He was actually super nice. He hated asians though. The squinty eye ones. They so skeetchhyyy.Sat, 26 May 2012 16:53:33

CaptinCorndawg: @cynthiac420 I screamed your name at graduation. Plus 420 cool points.Sat, 26 May 2012 16:33:20

CaptinCorndawg: If your name even sounds familiar then you got claps from me.. I gave everyone in the graduating class of 2012 the clap.Sat, 26 May 2012 16:21:57

CaptinCorndawg: RT @jessica: s/o to my real world friends who hate my twitter but feel too awkward to unfollow meThu, 24 May 2012 07:53:37

CaptinCorndawg: RT @yours_truly_bg: What doesn't kill you makes you... Stranger.Wed, 23 May 2012 18:58:46

CaptinCorndawg: RT @Taaaylurrr: Damn @ms_jodilynn straight wreckin it on the micWed, 23 May 2012 18:12:07

CaptinCorndawg: The Radio and yellow SourPatch Kids should fight to the death. Winner gets to kill themselves. I'm solving world issues here.Sun, 20 May 2012 19:51:21

CaptinCorndawg: There's some radio chick who traps bees. If you listen to the radio, cut off your own face... Throw it away.Sun, 20 May 2012 19:49:59

CaptinCorndawg: @BlakkkMamba I think they meant water bong.Sun, 20 May 2012 19:04:40

CaptinCorndawg: @John2O12 Thanks dude. Don't worry about that crazy mess. We've all known you a long time. No judgement here brother:)Sun, 20 May 2012 06:45:39

CaptinCorndawg: Naked me. In a Tree. We all just love. We all just Be.Sat, 19 May 2012 19:13:38

CaptinCorndawg: RT @m00nchyld: Josh is the best guy alive, everyone know thatSat, 19 May 2012 18:50:17

CaptinCorndawg: I'm old fashion.. I walk to the end of my driveway to check my E-mail.Sat, 19 May 2012 02:48:08

CaptinCorndawg: She takes my phone and tweets that I'm gay... Everyone retweets it. FUCKmyLIFE.Sat, 19 May 2012 02:29:53

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