Recent Tweets from Beau Cooper (rtbcooper)

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rtbcooper: I present the saddest stick people bumper sticker of all time: #ProudToBeSingle http://t.co/v07S7fTDSat, 26 May 2012 22:59:58

rtbcooper: Feel free to print out and hang all over the state. #TrollTide #FourtyTwoFourteen http://t.co/UtmlQNDASat, 26 May 2012 13:36:02

rtbcooper: @hunterljohnson Feel free to print out and hang all over the state. #TrollTide http://t.co/mpYvb4EkSat, 26 May 2012 13:34:58

rtbcooper: @HellOn__Heels__ it really is. I literally turned the bottle up and took a swig. Where has it been all my life? #FranksRedHotFri, 25 May 2012 22:41:56

rtbcooper: Just tried Frank's Hot Wing Sauce this week for the first time. #LifeAltering My culinary world has been turned on it's axis.Fri, 25 May 2012 18:13:43

rtbcooper: @mastokes91 @dsmithimages @wmack Any idea what was in there? Hate I missed that.Thu, 24 May 2012 21:27:03

rtbcooper: Most underrated American rock band? It's The Killers and it's not even close. #NationalTreasureThu, 24 May 2012 01:22:38

rtbcooper: @mastokes91 @rvtider Been out of the office all day. I'll get my NS fix this evenin'Wed, 23 May 2012 20:35:47

rtbcooper: @Jesse_E_Turner @jt_911 @joseph_holt #ScariestThingIveEverSeenOnMyPhone#DayRuined #Nightmares http://t.co/ZnYPb1WDWed, 23 May 2012 17:37:51

rtbcooper: @joseph_holt How's the relaxin' goin'?Wed, 23 May 2012 16:21:19

rtbcooper: "I overheard a call about an eagle at the vet last week. Leave it up to some local idiot to shoot a bald eagle." #QuotesFromWinstonCountyWed, 23 May 2012 16:03:11

rtbcooper: "Du WAT? A gay superhero named Rubberman? I bet his homebase is in San Francisco." #QuotesFromWinstonCountyWed, 23 May 2012 14:36:20

rtbcooper: RT @DadBoner: Just heard Guy Fieri is drivin' the Indy 500 pace car! Man, just when you think this country's in trouble, we really turn it around.Wed, 23 May 2012 00:46:39

rtbcooper: The Cooper Expeditions: the river is wild http://t.co/KRq0KydxTue, 22 May 2012 20:35:09

rtbcooper: RT @Andy_Staples: There is a star c/o 2014 LB in Georgia named Raekwon McMillan. That's how old we are. Kids named after Wu-Tang rappers are in HS.Tue, 22 May 2012 17:14:20

rtbcooper: Sexist @WaffleHouse: #WhyDoFemales belong in the kitchen? To make waffles of course! #wafflehouseTue, 22 May 2012 14:29:55

rtbcooper: Thanks to @JimGaffigan, I can never listen to John Waite ever the same again. #IAintMissinYouAtAllMon, 21 May 2012 21:33:31

rtbcooper: Pic from this weeknd, such a great time, arms feel like noodles, but it was worth it. #NextTimeDownStream @MattHodge85 http://t.co/2EtQQLJ9Mon, 21 May 2012 19:56:38

rtbcooper: It's been 12 years, why have we still not found Who Let the Dogs Out? Seems like we've all just given up on the search.Mon, 21 May 2012 02:45:27

rtbcooper: Old Spice marketing department is working their magic. If I wear this will I smell like Maverick. #TopGun http://t.co/BUci98gESun, 20 May 2012 20:41:44

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