Recent Tweets from Matt Wardle (mpwardle)

just like heaven

Followers: 360    Location: Manchester   

mpwardle: @smith_tommy @bigashleykahuna @mikejburgess I want to be able to say this! :( stop taunting meFri, 25 May 2012 20:03:57

mpwardle: @smith_tommy bet you get no further than brooklandsFri, 25 May 2012 19:42:17

mpwardle: @BigAshleyKahuna wish I could get ming monged! #revisionFri, 25 May 2012 19:41:37

mpwardle: Really wanna go to the pubFri, 25 May 2012 18:01:34

mpwardle: @smith_tommy @vaughancricket he's coming to thank us for our undying worship of him all these yearsWed, 23 May 2012 21:40:18

mpwardle: @ThorntonStuart it'll be raining when we've finished exams, obviouslyWed, 23 May 2012 21:36:55

mpwardle: @smith_tommy we have to go hale tomorrow. @VaughanCricket will be there!Wed, 23 May 2012 21:33:55

mpwardle: Burst into heaven, kissing the cotton clouds! #june29thWed, 23 May 2012 21:31:59

mpwardle: @Jonnyt100 but we already knew that. Best music too. In general just the best place in the worldTue, 22 May 2012 22:31:06

mpwardle: I still maintain black market music is one of the best albums of the past 15 yearaTue, 22 May 2012 22:29:23

mpwardle: RT @Herzogschild: How do you circumcise a scouser? Kick his sister in the chin.Tue, 22 May 2012 15:41:41

mpwardle: @Jonnyt100 was it ever expected to?Tue, 22 May 2012 15:25:46

mpwardle: @MikeJBurgess me actually. Checked it when having a debate with my mate a while backTue, 22 May 2012 00:13:10

mpwardle: Two weeks until 2 new additions to the family http://t.co/mHD6PtIAMon, 21 May 2012 23:33:02

mpwardle: Anyone fancy ending my life for me?Mon, 21 May 2012 15:13:40

mpwardle: And @BenFranks123, if he uses twitterSun, 20 May 2012 20:47:24

mpwardle: Just over a month til Stone Roses @AlexPaterson3 @_tompayneSun, 20 May 2012 20:46:37

mpwardle: @Jonnyt100 yup. Gotta think the best players thrive off being hates. Drogba, Ronaldo etcSun, 20 May 2012 19:23:23

mpwardle: @Jonnyt100 exactly. Maradona, Cantona, Ronaldo were hardly like scholes. Gotta have arrogance to be the bestSun, 20 May 2012 19:20:46

mpwardle: Tonight proves the league is harder to win than in Europe. You'll never win the pl with just luckSat, 19 May 2012 23:27:29

mpwardle: @devilsofmanc 15 goals from midfield at 18 in league 2 isnt to be sniffed atSat, 19 May 2012 23:09:18

mpwardle: City of God is brilliantSat, 19 May 2012 22:05:27

mpwardle: @BigRed_M shows the difference in the 2 menSat, 19 May 2012 21:45:06

mpwardle: At least Chelsea winning means platini will be pissed offSat, 19 May 2012 21:44:09

mpwardle: Boris Johnson giving Drogba a massageSat, 19 May 2012 21:18:22

mpwardle: @R_o_M absolutely love himSat, 19 May 2012 21:10:32

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