Recent Tweets from Rio ☮ (skinnywaster)

skinnywaster: Mad woman on train just woke up when the tannoy spoke, trying to play it cool as if this was the correct stop all along.Mon, 28 May 2012 06:15:59

skinnywaster: Laugh at all the lobster sun-worshippers in work today.Mon, 28 May 2012 06:14:27

skinnywaster: @Pauly_1980 Good morning.Mon, 28 May 2012 06:10:38

skinnywaster: I'm already roasting. Black shirt and trousers = bad move.Mon, 28 May 2012 06:09:31

skinnywaster: Bob Dylan.Mon, 28 May 2012 05:53:34

skinnywaster: @xxx_louise You'll get it.Mon, 28 May 2012 05:49:09

skinnywaster: What's the Wilkes guy famous for?Sun, 27 May 2012 21:02:44

skinnywaster: RT @tickletown6: That Freddie Ljungberg is a bit of a player eh? I think he'd be great at Celtic...Sun, 27 May 2012 20:53:32

skinnywaster: Wouldn't be surprised if those autograph hunters hassled Ramsey on his stretcher when leaving the pitch. #SoccerAidSun, 27 May 2012 20:36:00

skinnywaster: Sherringham scores with a punch. #SoccerAidSun, 27 May 2012 20:30:40

skinnywaster: That Paddy McGuiness is a dick.Sun, 27 May 2012 20:20:01

skinnywaster: RT @DaftLimmy: Watching these stupid wee English #baftas. http://t.co/LYCYFQKOSun, 27 May 2012 19:56:33

skinnywaster: There will be a few wet seats at Old Trafford tonight. #ScreamingTeenageGirls #SoccerAidSun, 27 May 2012 19:44:58

skinnywaster: Screamer fae daft Serge. He's on fiaaaaaaaaaaaa. #hadtobedoneSun, 27 May 2012 19:28:10

skinnywaster: Edward Norton, amazing actor. You've met me at a very strange time in my life.Sun, 27 May 2012 18:49:18

skinnywaster: Why has Dalgleish went with those two up front?Sun, 27 May 2012 18:48:36

skinnywaster: RT @mandymurdochRFC: Savage is such a knob!Sun, 27 May 2012 18:47:35

skinnywaster: @Emii_Everlong Extra hot breast of chicken curry choppedSun, 27 May 2012 18:44:54

skinnywaster: RT @frankieboyle: Robbie Savage looks like someone has managed to teach a lion the concept of despair #SocceraidSun, 27 May 2012 18:42:57

skinnywaster: @sshhaawwnnee Good night.Sun, 27 May 2012 18:42:20

skinnywaster: If you don't like Gerrard Butler, Paolo Nutini etc because they support the other mob then you give my wonderful club a bad name. #RFCSun, 27 May 2012 18:05:06

skinnywaster: "They put us in these stupid English bulldog cuff links". Good banter from Butler.Sun, 27 May 2012 18:02:48

skinnywaster: @Lynn_McGoo The obligatory sunny day mad wae it mass brawl. #ScotlandSun, 27 May 2012 17:10:41

skinnywaster: RT @wefail: I'll be glad when this weekend is over, I'm sick to death of hearing happy neighbours having barbecues.Sun, 27 May 2012 17:09:26