Recent Tweets from Chris (CLinendoll)

Sarcastic. Addicted to hummus. Feature Writer for Known Griefers. KGB Radio Co-host.

Followers: 445    Location: Saratoga NY    URL: http://www.knowngriefers.com/

CLinendoll: The answer to every relationship problem to ever arise is simple: "Pack your bags and move away." #MBMBaMMon, 28 May 2012 15:31:13

CLinendoll: RT @princessofpeach: when asked why there was only one set of footprints jesus replied "the sand people ride single file to hide their numbers"Mon, 28 May 2012 15:06:44

CLinendoll: I can't believe how many people on my twitter feed play Mass Effect 3 multiplayer regularly. I saw absolutely nothing fun about it.Mon, 28 May 2012 14:25:11

CLinendoll: The fact that my kid and I can both sit and watch Adventure Time attentively is a magical thing. A MAGICAL ELFIN THING!!! #ADVENTURETIME !!!Mon, 28 May 2012 00:15:12

CLinendoll: @spergers I'm ready for Black Twitter's holiday plansSun, 27 May 2012 23:48:21

CLinendoll: Watching the Randy Orton doc. on Netflix. Makes me feel bad for not liking the guy. No holds barred look at how far he's come.Sun, 27 May 2012 03:48:03

CLinendoll: RT @JustinMcElroy: Gayest of gay, straightest of straight, every man thinks he does a "pretty good Fred Schneider."Sun, 27 May 2012 02:37:16

CLinendoll: @jeffgerstmann I can almost guarantee the Knife Show guys would know what's up with lasersSun, 27 May 2012 01:43:15

CLinendoll: Stuck inside with an infection, but still happy! http://t.co/LbNiQK26Sun, 27 May 2012 01:34:21

CLinendoll: My dad picked me up some mini speakers to add to the beast! The dream of the 90s is alive in my house! http://t.co/5UXjF1dUSat, 26 May 2012 17:34:30

CLinendoll: I unlocked 2 Xbox Live achievements yesterday: http://t.co/7tsR8edFSat, 26 May 2012 10:25:03

CLinendoll: RT @cothes: @CLinendoll in that case, I think you should look into a less violent form of masturbation..I've heard good things about the fleshlightSat, 26 May 2012 05:15:23

CLinendoll: @cothes thats me in that link, btwSat, 26 May 2012 02:59:45

CLinendoll: RT @cothes: @CLinendoll your links have officially been classified as "how to be disturbed for the remainder of my night." Why do I keep going to them?Sat, 26 May 2012 02:36:58

CLinendoll: The other day a friend I haven't seen in a while asked if I still had a lit of plaid shirts...no, not really http://t.co/6PtzXsn9Fri, 25 May 2012 22:55:51

CLinendoll: RT @TheKevinDent: Curt Schilling has gone from being a complete idiot to being the Voldermort of video games in a day. http://t.co/4HDjVPIaFri, 25 May 2012 21:17:45

CLinendoll: RT @DBethel: @Known_Griefers @CLinendoll Bob Salvatore speaks out: http://t.co/rAEVhfX7Fri, 25 May 2012 20:36:41

CLinendoll: Chipmunks down to party! #chipmunk http://t.co/9gowGAr7Fri, 25 May 2012 19:33:55

CLinendoll: Note to self: run all future use of Roman Numerals by @AGTURBO9000 first. I have brought great shame. #SHAMEFri, 25 May 2012 18:14:37

CLinendoll: @Known_Griefers @AGTURBO9000 That was my fault. I have no idea why I put 18.Fri, 25 May 2012 18:10:55

CLinendoll: MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND!! LETS DO THIS!! http://t.co/Dz0wzHeiFri, 25 May 2012 17:50:59

CLinendoll: RT @DBethel: @CLinendoll I'm sure all of the famous heads of 38 Studios walk away with their pockets as full as when they went in.Fri, 25 May 2012 14:35:43

CLinendoll: Hope the 38 Studios employees land on their feet. Hope the management gets what they deserve. Gross incompetence.Fri, 25 May 2012 03:34:47

CLinendoll: Known Griefers: You're Out! 38 Studios Lays Off Entire Staff http://t.co/mcEcJbh7Fri, 25 May 2012 02:10:01

CLinendoll: @KiddWWE I'm a huge dork for even knowing what you're referencing,Thu, 24 May 2012 14:51:00

CLinendoll: @Known_Griefers Pretty sure Jones has, possibly TJ? Dan Smith has.Thu, 24 May 2012 14:35:43

CLinendoll: RT @Goo_ooZ: @CLinendoll @dayzdevteam great interview !Thu, 24 May 2012 13:35:02

CLinendoll: RT @gamespot: 38 Studios staff unpaid since May 1, healthcare expires today; CEO jumps ship, and Reckoning sells 1.2M. http://t.co/f4fAssTJThu, 24 May 2012 13:34:34