Recent Tweets from Fher Elizondo (fher1286)

fher1286: @MayorBurnsy People in front of us gave us moonshine and cherries. So many girls in daisy dukes and bikini tops, though.Tue, 29 May 2012 00:42:27

fher1286: If you've never been to a NASCAR race here's the best representation of what to expect: http://t.co/8RxRJkbCMon, 28 May 2012 21:24:10

fher1286: RT @NoMattJames: Nothing at all sad about chunky Bobby Brown on The Today Show singing his hit from 20 yrs ago.Mon, 28 May 2012 17:47:33

fher1286: My body is completely wrecked from this NASCAR weekend. I can't hang like I used to.Mon, 28 May 2012 14:30:23

fher1286: @MayorBurnsy On my way to Charlotte for a NASCAR weekend; I'm beyond excited.Thu, 24 May 2012 20:59:20

fher1286: @mckencie 🎈🎉🎈🎉🎈🎉🎈🎉🎈🎉🎈🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁Thu, 24 May 2012 19:19:25

fher1286: #Hero MT @drewmagary: Boy dies after fapping 42 times. DON'T WORRY. They mean 42 times in a row! Not aggregate. http://t.co/TMQ6SbyuThu, 24 May 2012 17:25:17

fher1286: New Edition radio on Pandora is kicking out the jamz. http://t.co/mSMbu3W5Tue, 22 May 2012 17:48:19

fher1286: Just realized that if the power is out, then my beer is getting warm in the fridge. I better drink them before they go bad.Mon, 21 May 2012 20:32:06

fher1286: Power is out in the neighborhood. Bored out of my mind. Gonna grab a mirror and see if I can figure out why my taint itches.Mon, 21 May 2012 20:29:27

fher1286: @MayorBurnsy They have their share of the good celebrity fans, and the reality whores trying to get on the jumbotron.Mon, 21 May 2012 20:27:44

fher1286: @MayorBurnsy Mila Kunis is a @Dodgers fan. http://t.co/mFxfPdJJMon, 21 May 2012 20:22:21

fher1286: I want this!! http://t.co/aTVlC9FZMon, 21 May 2012 02:30:46

fher1286: @MayorBurnsy Made it through 10 seconds of that.Mon, 21 May 2012 01:58:28

fher1286: And here comes the Billingsly meltdown inning. You can set your watch to it.Mon, 21 May 2012 01:52:26

fher1286: Wow, someone that can dance AND sing at the same time. #BBMAMon, 21 May 2012 01:04:05

fher1286: There is nothing more annoying than Taylor's surprised face.Mon, 21 May 2012 01:01:17

fher1286: This post from @StripperTweets about Chris Brown is spot on. http://t.co/s7WGc9zNMon, 21 May 2012 00:53:44

fher1286: That Vin Scully commercial was absolutely legit.Mon, 21 May 2012 00:42:36

fher1286: @MrThinkBlue That DP was huge; maybe next inning he'll throw less than 35 pitchesMon, 21 May 2012 00:41:32

fher1286: #FF #BBMA RT @chrissyteigen: So. Many. Sequins. Body. Powerless. Sparkle. Taking. Over. Bew bew bew power down.Mon, 21 May 2012 00:29:10

fher1286: I hope they show @chrissyteigen's face when CB performs.Mon, 21 May 2012 00:16:05

fher1286: Looks like @Jesus_M_Christ is having a hell of a disco party tonight. First Donna Summers and now Robin Gibb.Sun, 20 May 2012 23:15:49

fher1286: RT @NotBillWalton: I am saddened to learn that Robin Gibb passed on. Please join me in taking a moment of silence then listen to him sing: http://t.co/CdHRTiVbSun, 20 May 2012 23:13:20

fher1286: RT @RalphGarman: Herman Cain: "Homosexuality is a "personal choice", and I respect their choice." What a guy. In return, I respect his choice to be black.Sun, 20 May 2012 21:50:12

fher1286: @mikeoz Is the girl from the Chevy commercial there? I can't remember her name, but she always plays there.Sun, 20 May 2012 20:25:11