Recent Tweets from Val Keenan (vkeenan89)

vkeenan89: #LaughingMyAssOff at guys who think they are my only option. HA!!! Get over yourself. Clearly you don't know me.Tue, 29 May 2012 01:22:26

vkeenan89: RT @Upstate_Bitch: There's no room for someone in my life who can't make room for me in hisTue, 29 May 2012 00:55:22

vkeenan89: RT @Dreyy615: #BigBoobsProblems is trending.. I have nothing to say? Haha.Tue, 29 May 2012 00:55:17

vkeenan89: RT @WomensHumor: Today I plan on making out with a soldier. You support the troops your way and I'll support them mine.Mon, 28 May 2012 16:35:07

vkeenan89: Give It To Me Right! #GoodSong. http://t.co/uwe9e3brMon, 28 May 2012 16:22:10

vkeenan89: RT @XSTROLOGY: #Sagittarius will give you her heart in an instant, but betray her and she'll be gone just as fast.Mon, 28 May 2012 16:16:54

vkeenan89: “@UberFacts: The average person has about 3,000 songs in their iTunes library.” I have 5,000. #WinningMon, 28 May 2012 14:54:03

vkeenan89: RT @XSTROLOGY: #Sagittarius don't like someone telling them what to do, or how to do it. They are the Universe's free-thinkers.Mon, 28 May 2012 14:31:57

vkeenan89: Well, went 14 days... But I can promise you, that will not happen again. Have to have it. #LikeHavingPMSFor2Weeks. #NotOkay.Mon, 28 May 2012 13:46:17

vkeenan89: RT @modernwest: Today, remember the people who have paid the ultimate sacrifice & the ones currently serving for our great country. Happy Memorial Day.Mon, 28 May 2012 13:07:02

vkeenan89: RT @RevRunWisdom: Get up. Be mindful to give thanks!! If ur not thankful for what u got u won't be thankful for what u get #TRUTHMon, 28 May 2012 13:03:11

vkeenan89: RT @Cosmopolitan: Why vacation days actually help your career – http://t.co/ZryEUj7L RT If you have the day off! #CosmoSummerMon, 28 May 2012 13:02:31

vkeenan89: RT @XSTROLOGY: #Sagittarius are totally free spirits who refuse to be caged down in any area of life.Mon, 28 May 2012 12:38:18

vkeenan89: RT @MensHumor: #AllJokesAside Happy #MemorialDay We are grateful to all who serve.Mon, 28 May 2012 12:37:04

vkeenan89: RT @SEXSTROLOGY: Sagittarius can leave a relationship without looking back onceMon, 28 May 2012 12:36:28

vkeenan89: RT @ShamelessProbs: All guys need to understand how important going down on a girl is. #shamelessMon, 28 May 2012 03:14:52

vkeenan89: Pillow smells like last night's visitor... #OldSpiceCologneMon, 28 May 2012 02:57:39

vkeenan89: #Confession: being in this massive house all by myself is really lonely and depressing. #NoBueno :(Mon, 28 May 2012 02:51:27

vkeenan89: @MaciBookoutMTV Keep your expectations of others low and you will never be disappointed!Mon, 28 May 2012 02:27:32

vkeenan89: RT @IamEnidColeslaw: They should print "Fifty Shades of Grey" with a Bible cover so people don't know you're reading "Fifty Shades of Grey."Mon, 28 May 2012 00:56:40

vkeenan89: #Obsessed ... #FiftyShadesOfGreyMon, 28 May 2012 00:55:49

vkeenan89: RT @TheBoysWho: Letting go of someone isn’t nearly as hard as letting go of the memories. Cause when they’re gone, that’s all you have left of them.Sun, 27 May 2012 23:11:06

vkeenan89: If you think you're a freak, you need to read #FiftyShadesOfGrey. Christian Grey will put you to shame. #Wow. #TooKinkyForMyLikingSun, 27 May 2012 22:27:55

vkeenan89: Last night's events are coming back to me now that I'm sober. Spooning was involved. Dammit!! #CasualSexRuleBreakerNumberOne! #NoCuddling!!!Sun, 27 May 2012 21:40:50

vkeenan89: He told me he's a "transportation specialist"... What he really does? He delivers pizza. Yeah, let me date a pizza boy. #NoFuckingWayBroSun, 27 May 2012 21:37:21

vkeenan89: “@EroticSexFacts: #Sagittarius knows how to enjoy making love and makes their lover feel great pleasure.” Yes I do. :)Sun, 27 May 2012 21:34:27