Recent Tweets from Lauren Wetenkamp (Lealuirseen)

Lealuirseen: Either I was high for the entire Twilight movie series, or they're all about a whiny teenage couple.Tue, 29 May 2012 02:41:42

Lealuirseen: I love your parents @amykatherine45Tue, 29 May 2012 02:21:25

Lealuirseen: I find it amusing that the girls who want boyfriends the most talk about how they don't need one.Mon, 28 May 2012 17:58:48

Lealuirseen: RT @BeardedGlory: Just a damn good day all around today.Mon, 28 May 2012 04:06:25

Lealuirseen: Something about a man that plays music... 😍Mon, 28 May 2012 02:33:06

Lealuirseen: #RandomThoughtOfTheDay: if I were Adam Richardson, from Man v. Food, I would get high before every show.Sun, 27 May 2012 21:12:11

Lealuirseen: Missing McDonald's breakfast by 6 minutes is so depressing.Sun, 27 May 2012 15:43:16

Lealuirseen: Last night was near perfect.Sun, 27 May 2012 15:37:50

Lealuirseen: Someone, somehow, did a portrait of me as a child. http://t.co/qFnFCFDCSun, 27 May 2012 02:48:06

Lealuirseen: @lcooper121 I miss you too girl!Sat, 26 May 2012 22:33:32

Lealuirseen: Literally the only white girl at the pool right now. I'm like a snowflake that landed on blacktop.Sat, 26 May 2012 22:17:09

Lealuirseen: Sunglasses: hiding the fact that you're hungover or stoned since the early 20th century.Sat, 26 May 2012 14:21:56

Lealuirseen: When people start singing Wagon Wheel, it's time to leave.Sat, 26 May 2012 05:07:02

Lealuirseen: My food baby is three slices along! http://t.co/IkNNZJMjSat, 26 May 2012 00:50:54

Lealuirseen: "You know how on Facebook you can go to the bottom of your timeline and it says when you were born? Yeah, he liked that" @amykatherine45Fri, 25 May 2012 23:25:34

Lealuirseen: Just realized I haven't cried in a while 😊. Yay for happiness!!Fri, 25 May 2012 20:38:05

Lealuirseen: Anybody else feel like a badass when you finally get the lid off a jar?Fri, 25 May 2012 15:13:18

Lealuirseen: I'm not too sure what to think anymore.Thu, 24 May 2012 18:07:51

Lealuirseen: @hannah_betch I miss yewwwThu, 24 May 2012 17:28:21

Lealuirseen: RT @90sgirlproblem: I can't understand the lyrics at the beginning of The Circle Of Life. #NantsIngonyamaBagithiBaba #90sgirlproblemsWed, 23 May 2012 22:21:28

Lealuirseen: RT @Memphis2117: "Times Like These" just came on, driving with the windows down. Made me think of you @LealuirseenWed, 23 May 2012 20:57:52

Lealuirseen: In case you weren't sure of their beliefs they put them all over their car. Oh and the license plate said "OMG BYE" http://t.co/S5G3xNCLWed, 23 May 2012 20:25:12

Lealuirseen: RT @RickBakas: His name was Robert Paulson.Wed, 23 May 2012 19:34:33

Lealuirseen: RT @RonTheAnchorman: What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing.Wed, 23 May 2012 19:34:01

Lealuirseen: Just when I think I'm on solid ground I start slipping and falling for something new.Tue, 22 May 2012 05:57:01

Lealuirseen: #ThatAwkwardMomentWhen someone accidentally touches your hand.Mon, 21 May 2012 19:48:28