Recent Tweets from Whit (whitneyarner)

whitneyarner: by cool I mean not cool, I mean sweaty and moistTue, 29 May 2012 05:31:20

whitneyarner: what's that, new york city? I should really get right on installing those air conditioners in the new apartment? oh okay coolTue, 29 May 2012 05:31:08

whitneyarner: @mostlymartha My Hulk is pretty adorable. He always looks like he's mad at my coffee cup or my lunch.Tue, 29 May 2012 05:30:19

whitneyarner: @mostlymartha I am super mad about the lack of Black Widow action figures. I want one to put on my Hulk's shoulders.Tue, 29 May 2012 05:26:37

whitneyarner: @mostlymartha Those DON'T HAVE BLACK WIDOW and that MAKES ME ANGRYTue, 29 May 2012 05:19:06

whitneyarner: @bvalentine615 Yes. Yes, it does. Also: have you returned to Nashville?Tue, 29 May 2012 04:18:30

whitneyarner: @ladysisyphus You forgot KITTY!Tue, 29 May 2012 04:14:55

whitneyarner: @ladysisyphus Maudlin, sort of?Tue, 29 May 2012 03:49:42

whitneyarner: @cmckendry Well, that is very sweet!!Tue, 29 May 2012 03:00:50

whitneyarner: Does anyone actually carry a photo of anyone/anything they love in their wallet anymore, or is that all on our phones now?Tue, 29 May 2012 02:55:59

whitneyarner: @serenityfails Molin and BakoTue, 29 May 2012 01:56:16

whitneyarner: Now I'm in a cab that makes dental drill sounds.Tue, 29 May 2012 01:20:31

whitneyarner: My blood pressure is a little high now.Tue, 29 May 2012 01:14:20

whitneyarner: I spent that whole bus ride next to an older lady who spent the whole time chewing gum with an open mouth and not covering up her wet coughsTue, 29 May 2012 01:14:01

whitneyarner: I did not intend to sit in the "gross wet hacking cough" section of the megabus, but here I have been.Tue, 29 May 2012 00:44:42

whitneyarner: @mostlymartha @drmoonpants All making jokes about Steve being wholesome at the petting zoo to avoid getting near an iguana.Mon, 28 May 2012 06:28:37

whitneyarner: @mostlymartha We started with Thor and then realized it would be fun if they all went.Mon, 28 May 2012 06:22:52

whitneyarner: At one point tonight, I was drunk, shooting pyjaks, and talking about how great it would be if Thor wen to the zoo. #havingagoodholidayMon, 28 May 2012 06:20:29

whitneyarner: @mostlymartha He's got a very Beans expression there.Mon, 28 May 2012 05:52:15

whitneyarner: @mostlymartha I know, right?Mon, 28 May 2012 05:51:16

whitneyarner: @mostlymartha There, just sent you a big welcome home present!Mon, 28 May 2012 05:45:30

whitneyarner: @mostlymartha I probably even have highlights to send you!Mon, 28 May 2012 05:40:54

whitneyarner: Avengers for the third time! Yeah, that doesn't get any less fun.Sun, 27 May 2012 22:22:31

whitneyarner: @jeffreylwilson A little bit! That movie is fantastic, though.Sun, 27 May 2012 06:00:28

whitneyarner: I waited until everyone else had gone to bed, and then I ate all the chips. I'm sorry. I am only human.Sun, 27 May 2012 05:48:12

whitneyarner: @mostlymartha I remember what a wonderful cuddler he was. I'm so sorry.Sun, 27 May 2012 02:48:31

whitneyarner: @kelliebob Just run away with me, dear.Sun, 27 May 2012 00:39:12

whitneyarner: Tonight's invention: jalapeno-infused tequila, lemonade, fresh strawberries, and champagne. I call it MY LADY.Sun, 27 May 2012 00:25:44