Recent Tweets from Shelbee (ShelbeeShields)

ShelbeeShields: RT @_ghettofabulous: I love when my friends insult themselves. I just be sitting there thinking "you damn right you ugly, & fat."Tue, 29 May 2012 05:19:40

ShelbeeShields: i like to picture jesus in a tuxedo tshirt.Tue, 29 May 2012 02:42:42

ShelbeeShields: Just for the record, I didn't just deep throat a chode. And if I did, I would have at least spelled chode rite LOLTue, 29 May 2012 01:58:23

ShelbeeShields: hey someone come throw 5 #kthanksTue, 29 May 2012 01:23:47

ShelbeeShields: "@daisydubflexin: BEER GIRL I AM." Forever and ever amenTue, 29 May 2012 01:21:21

ShelbeeShields: RT @AndyMilonakis: Drinking iced tea like a bawseTue, 29 May 2012 01:18:30

ShelbeeShields: #bigboobsproblems i guess i just dont see the problem?Tue, 29 May 2012 01:17:32

ShelbeeShields: RT @ThePteroFiles: My breathing isn't quite what it used to be.Mon, 28 May 2012 23:29:24

ShelbeeShields: RT @HarlieElizabeth: Why is it so easy for you to ignore me?? Cause its just about impossible for me to ignore you.Mon, 28 May 2012 23:28:52

ShelbeeShields: when people take food off your plate when there's much more food like 2 feet away in the kitchen #smh #smhMon, 28 May 2012 23:27:23

ShelbeeShields: RT @LongHairProbss: if never getting a haircut is wrong then I don't want to be rightMon, 28 May 2012 21:28:31

ShelbeeShields: I see you're drinkin 1%... is that cause you think you're fat?Mon, 28 May 2012 21:27:53

ShelbeeShields: some girls have pride in their dick taking abilitysMon, 28 May 2012 19:13:14

ShelbeeShields: walmart brand lemonade is like the best lemonade everMon, 28 May 2012 19:05:25

ShelbeeShields: @prickle11 I was actually just thinking that she told me that yesterday hahaMon, 28 May 2012 19:01:43

ShelbeeShields: RT @_SaraEatWorld: My parents are being straight dickwads lately.Mon, 28 May 2012 16:40:37

ShelbeeShields: i want a good looking dude to feed me mimosas in the tubMon, 28 May 2012 16:04:50

ShelbeeShields: and i hate when random numbers keep calling my phone for luke but he's sleeping.Mon, 28 May 2012 15:00:52

ShelbeeShields: woke up and its still dark... goin back to bedMon, 28 May 2012 13:55:09

ShelbeeShields: RT @BadGirlProbs: If drinking was a job, I'd be a millionaire. #badgirlprobsMon, 28 May 2012 05:33:09

ShelbeeShields: @dococtolson naw luke is sleep on my couchMon, 28 May 2012 05:16:15