Recent Tweets from Dave Palmer (lightearning)

Daytime torturer of students, nightime father, lover and vocalist/guitarist for crooked dawn. Be warned I swear a lot and talk filth to the wife.

Followers: 286    Location: Birmingham    URL: http://crookeddawn.bandzoogle.com/fr_home.cfm

lightearning: @Emma_Scott @JoPalmer1st haha!! What can I say - fear of 'downstairs arachnids' is a very clear and present danger for Jo ;-)Tue, 29 May 2012 22:37:51

lightearning: Sometimes I'm relieved and sometimes just frustrated that the pain is invisible. I'm thankful for http://t.co/ha7SXUxFTue, 29 May 2012 22:28:16

lightearning: @JoPalmer1st darling, the fanny spiders are the LEAST of your worries ;-)Tue, 29 May 2012 22:22:30

lightearning: RT @StuWhiskey: @Grumpy_Matt you love 3 men in your confined space...Tue, 29 May 2012 15:13:51

lightearning: @Grumpy_Matt @apd9970 ah Alan you've finally arrived #BUMLOVEKLAXON !!!!!Tue, 29 May 2012 15:12:21

lightearning: @Grumpy_Matt hmmm strange, ah well cheer yourself up with a listen to this. http://t.co/kJLTxrhVTue, 29 May 2012 13:33:10

lightearning: @Grumpy_Matt worry when it comes up with this one.... http://t.co/GhIGjFa3Tue, 29 May 2012 13:28:28

lightearning: @Grumpy_Matt sounds like it needs an iSlapTue, 29 May 2012 12:37:05

lightearning: RT @sickipediabot: There is no such thing as 'American English' bollocks. There's the English language, and there's mistakes.Tue, 29 May 2012 11:01:29

lightearning: @JoPalmer1st you'll be dreaming about burgers if you're not careful! http://t.co/in0vUSqhTue, 29 May 2012 09:26:41

lightearning: @tomparsons6 good luck Tom! :)Tue, 29 May 2012 09:19:38

lightearning: @tinytwinks scooter accident????Tue, 29 May 2012 09:02:36

lightearning: @Grumpy_Matt @JoPalmer1st @StuWhiskey yep! The more the merrier - bring alcohol! :)Tue, 29 May 2012 08:51:29

lightearning: @Grumpy_Matt @stuwhiskey BLIMEY! That looks a bit healthy* *gay :)Tue, 29 May 2012 08:49:32

lightearning: @StuWhiskey @Grumpy_Matt #crispwatch - meh... http://t.co/GIyEbmAFTue, 29 May 2012 08:41:37

lightearning: @StuWhiskey I'm using finest steak mince, garlic, chili and rohypnol, I KNOW I'm gonna win - but rest of you will never remember. #burgeroffTue, 29 May 2012 08:32:53

lightearning: 2 things I want to do today. a) get back in the studio and work on the new killer tune. b) The wife.Tue, 29 May 2012 08:01:20

lightearning: I'm so glad that sun has stopped taking the piss out of me now I'm back at work. Be a love and come back Friday afternoon though eh?Tue, 29 May 2012 07:20:26

lightearning: I have a vague drunken recollection of planning a 'burger-off' for the weekend....Tue, 29 May 2012 07:08:07

lightearning: wonder if that @StuWhiskey is feeling a bit delicate this morning?Tue, 29 May 2012 06:56:35

lightearning: RT @EasilyTempted: Unspeakable filth is the best kind.Tue, 29 May 2012 06:45:34

lightearning: @JoPalmer1st not you babe, Watford! ;)Mon, 28 May 2012 22:20:56

lightearning: @StuWhiskey just saw the news mate. Never expected that at all :( too many good bands splitting right now, hope they carry on. #shockedMon, 28 May 2012 22:00:25

lightearning: Sorry to hear of a parting of the ways from @MGAband - all the best guys, hope to see all of you again soon.Mon, 28 May 2012 21:58:03

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