Recent Tweets from Paden Leonidas (awkwardgazelle)

awkwardgazelle: @em_helton Did I pull you out of the way just in time? I bet that's what I did.Mon, 28 May 2012 17:43:01

awkwardgazelle: RT @theSalinger: She was there, and she was the whole city, and that’s that.Mon, 28 May 2012 03:40:55

awkwardgazelle: RT @theSalinger: I’d give almost anything on earth to see you writing a something, an anything, a poem, a tree, that was really, truly after your own heart.Mon, 28 May 2012 03:27:06

awkwardgazelle: RT @theSalinger: A man can't go along indefinitely carrying around in his pocket a key that doesn't fit anything.Mon, 28 May 2012 03:23:29

awkwardgazelle: You can tell approximately how old someone is by the way they pronounce "DVD." @sloshyplatypusSun, 27 May 2012 03:11:55

awkwardgazelle: Dallas rush-hour traffic? Engage LOTR 3 Battle soundtrack. BUT IT IS NOT THIS DAY!!!Fri, 25 May 2012 22:52:30

awkwardgazelle: Well, we were getting pretty close to world peace but then mustard.Fri, 25 May 2012 01:40:59

awkwardgazelle: RT @haha_what: When I turned 27 the fast Super Mario music started playing.Fri, 25 May 2012 01:34:44

awkwardgazelle: Broth was nasty enough before we decided to call it "broth."Fri, 25 May 2012 01:13:25

awkwardgazelle: RT @emilymayamills: Newt Grigich has dropped out of the presidential race to focus on being a pile of pizza dough with shifty eyes.Thu, 24 May 2012 19:39:15

awkwardgazelle: RT @famouscrab: a bear logs on to twitter dot com "rt if your a fish lol" whoops you already tweeted that alot! grrrrr honeyThu, 24 May 2012 19:35:40

awkwardgazelle: RT @Ty_Schutz: Grab every salt shaker and whisper, "Without me, you're just a salt sit-there-on-the-table."Thu, 24 May 2012 19:29:16

awkwardgazelle: RT @CSLewisDaily: Christ works on us through each other. We are mirrors or "carriers" of Christ to others-#CSLewisThu, 24 May 2012 19:21:53

awkwardgazelle: @em_helton Well, it's on repeat, sooo. It's so heavy. You can't listen to it without being drenched in a torrent of emotions.Thu, 24 May 2012 19:21:07

awkwardgazelle: Having a chipper, carefree day? Listen to Almost Lover and fix that right up!Thu, 24 May 2012 06:37:03

awkwardgazelle: @emlynn10 Believe it or not, they didn't actually kill any of the characters in the making of the movie. Disenchanted yet?Thu, 24 May 2012 06:36:53

awkwardgazelle: @emlynn10 Of course she died in the movie, but they didn't REALLY kill her. Sicko.Thu, 24 May 2012 03:07:24

awkwardgazelle: I wonder if Daniel Radcliffe got to keep Hedwig. I would have made absolutely sure that was in my contract before the first movie.Wed, 23 May 2012 23:16:50

awkwardgazelle: I can count on one hand the number of fingers I have on that hand.Wed, 23 May 2012 17:47:42

awkwardgazelle: Well guys, I'm gonna hit the sack. (I'm not going to bed yet, just beating this sack of flour with a stick)Wed, 23 May 2012 04:29:49

awkwardgazelle: My dad's still talking about how long the handle was on the window squeegee he used this morning. I don't want to get old, guys :(Wed, 23 May 2012 02:35:36

awkwardgazelle: Passed a bucket on the side of the road. My dad: "Wow. That looks like a good bucket."Wed, 23 May 2012 02:33:13

awkwardgazelle: RT @NotTildaSwinton: RT if you've ridden a dire wolf to a mountaintop, then found it was female and been midwife to its pups. One is with me now. Come, Wert.Wed, 23 May 2012 00:56:54

awkwardgazelle: RT @NotTildaSwinton: I lay in a claw-footed bath filled with elderberries gathered by my bat, Theremiah. They stain my skin... I will be camouflaged this night.Wed, 23 May 2012 00:51:23

awkwardgazelle: The violin player behind me asks how long this is going to take.Tue, 22 May 2012 22:03:59

awkwardgazelle: I stand on the edge of a great cliff, letting a handful of dirt fall slowly through my fingers and swirl away in the wind. I sneeze.Tue, 22 May 2012 22:03:42

awkwardgazelle: "Guys, the ladies will be ALL OVER us once we smash this city to bits. Seriously." -misguided orcsTue, 22 May 2012 21:49:35

awkwardgazelle: If the orcs had won at Minas Tirath, then what? They'd still be orcs...Tue, 22 May 2012 21:47:49

awkwardgazelle: RT @rolldiggity: "If you give a mouse a cookie, you're a looter." -Ayn Rand's brief foray into children's literatureTue, 22 May 2012 21:21:32

awkwardgazelle: RT @rolldiggity: Has anyone thought to use horses to simulate the sound of coconuts?Tue, 22 May 2012 21:20:25