Recent Tweets from Edwin Wallace (Edwin_Wallace)

Edwin_Wallace: No, that's not your imagination if you are driving by my house. I'm playing songs with "rain" in the title on the speakers out front.Wed, 30 May 2012 18:08:36

Edwin_Wallace: I hate how condescending Sissy from Sissy's Log Cabin sounds on those stupid commercials. It's like she's talking to 3 year old children.Tue, 29 May 2012 22:11:34

Edwin_Wallace: 3 days! It's coming! #SDGTue, 29 May 2012 17:15:37

Edwin_Wallace: I really need @AaronOConnell to come snake my drain.Tue, 29 May 2012 15:43:07

Edwin_Wallace: From our family to yours, have a safe and Happy Memorial Day! http://t.co/cI1ZPPWMMon, 28 May 2012 19:21:20

Edwin_Wallace: Just saw 4 crop dusters fly in formation over the cemetery where the man who died in his plane last week is being buried. It was very movingSun, 27 May 2012 21:49:38

Edwin_Wallace: Just woke up feeling normal. I blame those small glasses at Flight for making me think l was drinking.Sun, 27 May 2012 14:21:01

Edwin_Wallace: RT @williamsbk: .@ryanvaughan remember the 7yo hit in the hit and run? He is still in Med ICU mom works at Waffle House on Parker Rd raising money for helpSat, 26 May 2012 18:05:19

Edwin_Wallace: I like Gavin Newsom, but his hair makes him look like and FLDS prophet.Sat, 26 May 2012 15:42:44

Edwin_Wallace: Finally found the perfect house that even Jesse loved and it turns out that it was taken off the market.Sat, 26 May 2012 03:14:14

Edwin_Wallace: I love holiday weekends in Jonesboro! No Traffic!Sat, 26 May 2012 00:21:29

Edwin_Wallace: House is clean. Now I need a summer beverage, and I don't mean lemonade.Fri, 25 May 2012 21:27:54

Edwin_Wallace: I wish I had $1 for each beer that will be consumed this weekend and for each sunburn that occurs.Fri, 25 May 2012 15:24:16

Edwin_Wallace: RT @WilllllyWonka: You're a boy, and you take mirror pictures? You must be so straight.Thu, 24 May 2012 22:56:48

Edwin_Wallace: Shocked, appalled, angry.Thu, 24 May 2012 19:33:08

Edwin_Wallace: My June @Southern_Living arrived today! Cannot wait to test the amazing recipes on my dinner party guinea pigs!Thu, 24 May 2012 16:44:36

Edwin_Wallace: @lahobbs Any Marilyn moments we should be watching for?Thu, 24 May 2012 16:43:52

Edwin_Wallace: It's coming in 8 days! Stay tuned for details! #SDGThu, 24 May 2012 15:30:28

Edwin_Wallace: RT @WilllllyWonka: Shoutout to all the guys who make their smiley faces like this "(:"Thu, 24 May 2012 04:39:10

Edwin_Wallace: Even after this development, I swear to you all that I'm NOT Dr. Sheldon Cooper.Wed, 23 May 2012 21:15:48

Edwin_Wallace: RT @lahobbs: Praying that justice will soon be served!Wed, 23 May 2012 19:38:53

Edwin_Wallace: Stocked up at Bed Bath & Beyond and now I have K-cups coming out of my wazoo!Wed, 23 May 2012 02:36:09

Edwin_Wallace: RT @SouthernProblem: Why would you ever want to date a Yankee when you could date a southern gentleman??Wed, 23 May 2012 00:35:43

Edwin_Wallace: @iheartnyyall Thank God for the Arkansas Clean Indoor Air Act! It's amazing the difference it makes!Tue, 22 May 2012 23:19:53

Edwin_Wallace: It's Primary Election Day in Arkansas! Go vote if you haven't early voted, like I did on the first day. I'm such a political nerd.Tue, 22 May 2012 14:58:11

Edwin_Wallace: Coming up on Nightline, Gummy Bear breast implants?!? Could come in handy during a survival situation. @BillWeirABCTue, 22 May 2012 03:17:03

Edwin_Wallace: If you have no goals or ambitions then you might as well be dead. Always strive for more!Tue, 22 May 2012 00:14:14

Edwin_Wallace: @hflan OMG! I forgot about the Toby Keith shirts! That's who needs to go away.Mon, 21 May 2012 23:56:01

Edwin_Wallace: I miss the Dixie Chicks. Frickin' Right Wing Radicals!Mon, 21 May 2012 20:59:48