Recent Tweets from Ka$ha (katedawidow)

katedawidow: RT @jdawidow: If Moses had worn crocs, he wouldn't have had to take off his shoes. #whollyshoesWed, 30 May 2012 16:46:52

katedawidow: RT @SoVeryAwkward: That awkward moment when you're taking a shower and your foot slips and your life flashes before your eyes.Wed, 30 May 2012 16:45:31

katedawidow: RT @BadIuckBrian: "Break a leg!" Breaks his leg.Wed, 30 May 2012 16:44:41

katedawidow: Man I need to learn how to back in and out of my own driveway. Hahahaha #embarrassing #dontmindmeWed, 30 May 2012 16:43:49

katedawidow: Oh I swear to you, I'll be there for you. This is not a drive byyyyyyyyyyyy #TrainWed, 30 May 2012 16:42:53

katedawidow: Yeah, I'm wearing these in 100 degree weather to go take care of a dog. #lazytweet http://t.co/ojwktrhkWed, 30 May 2012 16:26:53

katedawidow: When mom laughs at her own jokes when commenting on FB statuses. >> #lawlWed, 30 May 2012 15:17:24

katedawidow: Not a morning person.... http://t.co/sYU4dZhxWed, 30 May 2012 15:11:38

katedawidow: @justinbieber So.... Tickets & backstage passes? Please and thank you ;) #november #memphis #dieinyourarmsWed, 30 May 2012 15:06:23

katedawidow: I hate air conditioning in my house. It's like my room feels the need to be below 30 degrees constantly #smh #unnecessaryWed, 30 May 2012 06:48:22

katedawidow: @MileHighSwag_10 Hahaha I was about to feel awkward if my text never sentWed, 30 May 2012 06:44:45

katedawidow: @MileHighSwag_10 Yes i did you silly goose!Wed, 30 May 2012 06:43:04

katedawidow: @MileHighSwag_10 Yay! But it'll only truly be solved if you text me back.... HahahaWed, 30 May 2012 06:39:41

katedawidow: Wow, it took me over an hour to finish this Italian ice? ...I blame the flavor. #lemon #notreallythoughWed, 30 May 2012 06:38:35

katedawidow: @MileHighSwag_10 Well I'm just gonna let you be the man and fix it. ;)Wed, 30 May 2012 06:28:20

katedawidow: @MileHighSwag_10 Well this is a problem! But the same situation happened to my phone, so... I guess I can't be TOO mad. Haha #letsfixthisWed, 30 May 2012 06:25:19

katedawidow: @tabbixoxo YES. Made me feel famous. Or something.Wed, 30 May 2012 06:14:27

katedawidow: @MileHighSwag_10 Sweet! Btw, how the heck have you been? And why haven't I been hearing from you in a while? #ithoughtwewereclose #sadtweetWed, 30 May 2012 06:13:49

katedawidow: @MileHighSwag_10 Hahah if I ever decide what fancy job I wanna pursue in........... #conflictedlifedecisionzWed, 30 May 2012 06:06:45

katedawidow: @tabbixoxo Anytime chicka. #lolwhutdidijustsayWed, 30 May 2012 06:03:41

katedawidow: @tabbixoxo Oh, you are a funny one.Wed, 30 May 2012 05:58:20

katedawidow: @MileHighSwag_10 I so totally would if I had the opportunity...Wed, 30 May 2012 05:52:43

katedawidow: @tabbixoxo I would retweet, but you insulted me in polish. #missyoutoo #comevisitmeWed, 30 May 2012 05:46:59

katedawidow: If I could live anywhere, it would be Colorado. One reason is because I love how beautiful God created it to be #mountainstweet #loveitthereWed, 30 May 2012 05:46:08

katedawidow: I like southern hospitality, but I dislike camo. #youlooklikeatree #youarenotinvisibleWed, 30 May 2012 05:41:24

katedawidow: @ChiroChanceller And I never will. HahahaWed, 30 May 2012 05:36:24

katedawidow: You think you're cool? Meet my dog. He's bilingual, &he's travelled in the trunk of a plane from Poland to America. #whyishenotfamous #immadWed, 30 May 2012 05:36:03

katedawidow: @ChiroChanceller Be mad all you want. I can't be southern......... #haterzgonnahateWed, 30 May 2012 05:30:55

katedawidow: I refuse to say the slang word of "you all". #no #europeantweetWed, 30 May 2012 05:29:19

katedawidow: Italian ice. #whatchuknowboutit #getyourown #selfishtweetWed, 30 May 2012 05:27:01