Recent Tweets from Jacob Hefner (xHefnerx)

xHefnerx: Just heard some guy say that it’s good for kids to argue with their parents. Is this guy retarded?Wed, 30 May 2012 02:53:38

xHefnerx: RT @Call_Me_Joseph: I'll be the first to defend marching band for the work ethic and perseverance needed. But, I'll be the first to say that it's not a sport.Tue, 29 May 2012 20:49:14

xHefnerx: RT @CauseWereGuys: That one sport team we are die-hard fans for.Tue, 29 May 2012 20:42:06

xHefnerx: For as long as I have been working (since I was sixteen), I have never worked on a graduation night. This will be fun. #bringitonTue, 29 May 2012 20:02:03

xHefnerx: @xTravisFx I want that back.Tue, 29 May 2012 05:07:47

xHefnerx: Great reminder of true Heroes. http://t.co/nSod0WXPMon, 28 May 2012 17:09:59

xHefnerx: RT @JamesJudsonIV: If I never had to see a picture of sorority girls throwing signs again, I wouldn't mind.Mon, 28 May 2012 01:50:19

xHefnerx: Yes I am a band wagon fan for the rest of the play-offs. #ThunderUpMon, 28 May 2012 01:33:40

xHefnerx: RT @ChrchCurmudgeon: Spiritual warfare is when you pass by a Chick-Fil-A on a Sunday and just wish . . .Mon, 28 May 2012 01:25:24

xHefnerx: @emilymterry in your green chacos? You know those are my favorite girl chacos. ;)Sat, 26 May 2012 03:42:40

xHefnerx: RT @CauseWereGuys: Who's driving?!? *Everyone looks around at each other hoping someone steps up*Sat, 26 May 2012 03:07:27

xHefnerx: “Here I stand, Unashamed. Call me a fool for this stand, but I would die for that man. My King is alive!”#immortalSat, 26 May 2012 02:10:38

xHefnerx: “He came with heaven’s dream to awaken dead men. We will retell this story with every breath in our lungs.” @fortodayband #immortalSat, 26 May 2012 01:47:07

xHefnerx: RT @ChrchCurmudgeon: I keep telling myself not to be suckered by those aluminum siding salesmen, but alas, I was foiled again.Sat, 26 May 2012 00:55:03

xHefnerx: RT @LSUfball: 100 days until Saturday Night in Death Valley returns! Retweet if you can't wait! #LSU http://t.co/EVkXgw03Fri, 25 May 2012 18:23:59

xHefnerx: RT @JamesJudsonIV: I'm telling you kids, get tweetbot. It's 3 bucks but 1000x better than twitter appThu, 24 May 2012 21:54:09

xHefnerx: Starting my new job today. Bright and early!Thu, 24 May 2012 12:45:16

xHefnerx: RT @MensHumor: How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.Tue, 22 May 2012 23:24:02

xHefnerx: @CoryEpps when there are only regular lays and fritos.Tue, 22 May 2012 03:15:54

xHefnerx: RT @JamesJudsonIV: “@MemphisMayFire: Arkansas, July 4th! Are you ready? http://t.co/WdjmvnLH” 😱😱😲 @xDerbsx @xHefnerx @JustinEvatt @dillionisstupidMon, 21 May 2012 20:39:00