Recent Tweets from Madeline Davis (madelinead)

madelinead: RT @perlapell: I'm going to invent an apnea machine that pipes in a steady flow of baking bread aroma into your nose. And I shall make a poonillion dollarsWed, 30 May 2012 05:00:13

madelinead: RT @missyhiggins: Yeah!!! http://t.co/3Vx7XBsnWed, 30 May 2012 04:32:35

madelinead: @TWM71 your cross dressing fingers worked!Wed, 30 May 2012 02:08:37

madelinead: @bs_brewer it worked! I think the banana on the seat next to me sealed the deal!Wed, 30 May 2012 02:08:12

madelinead: A lot of new people getting on the train. Trying the food barrier to keep the seat next to me empty. Fingers crossed it works!Wed, 30 May 2012 01:55:19

madelinead: Had an interview today and "someone from HR" will be contacting me if I get the job. I will commence compulsively checking my e-mail...NOW!Wed, 30 May 2012 01:24:02

madelinead: RT @funkasarusrex: Jafar had some pretty twisted fantasies for Jasmine, man.Wed, 30 May 2012 01:08:22

madelinead: Kid on the train getting frustrated: "Chugga, chugga, choo-choo!"Tue, 29 May 2012 22:29:50

madelinead: @bs_brewer chuckle! Oh Brewer!Tue, 29 May 2012 22:06:36

madelinead: @bs_brewer chest beefersTue, 29 May 2012 22:06:35

madelinead: @bs_brewer my little ones have grown up right before my very eyes! ;)Tue, 29 May 2012 22:04:58

madelinead: My dad bought my sister a book about the history of opium. His inscription? "Don't do drugs." He's pretty hip.Tue, 29 May 2012 21:07:59

madelinead: Profail: left my pillow that's awesome for the train at my parent's house. Good thing my Vera is a comfy substitute!Tue, 29 May 2012 21:06:19

madelinead: @bs_brewer I think you're starting to sound like @DadBonerTue, 29 May 2012 21:04:16

madelinead: RT @perlapell: Hot taxi cabs with weak AC allow me to imagine what it is like to gestate inside an older horse.Tue, 29 May 2012 20:57:55

madelinead: RT @jason_bentley: Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros live session today at 11:15am PST on KCRW 89.9fm in SoCal and http://t.co/N2aUfoY9 worldwideTue, 29 May 2012 20:53:47

madelinead: Photo: Protect yo’self (Taken with instagram) http://t.co/lDYQwFY5Tue, 29 May 2012 18:39:21

madelinead: @bs_brewer HECK YES!!Tue, 29 May 2012 14:13:12

madelinead: @samanthashley ahh! Too cute!Tue, 29 May 2012 13:17:18

madelinead: @bs_brewer giggle!! I love you!!Tue, 29 May 2012 13:14:48

madelinead: RT @hipstermermaid: Liked the 3 day weekend? Try not having a job, it's a 365 day weekend.Tue, 29 May 2012 12:55:42

madelinead: RT @TomHanksIsHot: Bought a dress that's a size too small as a motivator to lose weight. The dress is on its way to Good Will right now.Tue, 29 May 2012 02:04:23

madelinead: RT @mental_floss: Why Do Shells Sound Like the Ocean? — http://t.co/2xZ2qRr9Mon, 28 May 2012 20:25:54

madelinead: You know that moment when you realize you're back in Virginia? I just had it. Old man with long white hair and a cowboy hat strolled by me.Mon, 28 May 2012 15:35:09

madelinead: . @bs_brewer's fashion tips for my interview: wear 15 silver bangles, a long and flowey skirt, 3 tank tops, and a suit vest.Mon, 28 May 2012 15:33:07

madelinead: RT @NewYorkology: Reminder: Tonight's sunset will be *almost* Manhattanhenge. The sun will set in alignment w/ the street grid Tues/Wed http://t.co/6FdA28OXMon, 28 May 2012 13:47:38

madelinead: My daddy is so precious.Sun, 27 May 2012 23:23:14

madelinead: RT @KenJennings: Guess my wife's on Twitter now?RT @reykjavikulous I dont think @KenJennings is anywhere near as funny as @KenJennings thinks @KenJennings isSun, 27 May 2012 23:21:10