Recent Tweets from Aleisa Mifflin (aleisahaley)

aleisahaley: RT @prodigalsam: No one goes through more Purell than Ke$ha's personal assistant.Thu, 31 May 2012 03:39:16

aleisahaley: RT @Liz_Bet: "He's no good, Girl. No good for you. You better get to gettin' on your goodbye shoes."Wed, 30 May 2012 23:29:18

aleisahaley: RT @WolfpackAlan: Shut the fudge up. You little asstronaut. What the helicopters are u doing? You son of a batch of cookies ^ That's how you cuss a kid out.Wed, 30 May 2012 23:25:40

aleisahaley: RT @TWLOHA: Fear: To be alone in life. | Dream: To impact others lives with art. #FearsVsDreams http://t.co/wYQ0ZCYOWed, 30 May 2012 23:14:18

aleisahaley: RT @hipstermermaid: The idea that people might actually buy the things in facebook ads terrifies me.Wed, 30 May 2012 03:17:44

aleisahaley: RT @amandabaleyy: my hair always cooperates so much better when i'm at home & not going anywhere..Wed, 30 May 2012 02:19:15

aleisahaley: RT @prodigalsam: I wish there was an app that made everyone sound like Morgan Freeman.Wed, 30 May 2012 02:18:44

aleisahaley: RT @JulietSimmsALL: Cannibals in Florida? Zombie apocalypse? That was a long nap.Wed, 30 May 2012 01:23:33

aleisahaley: Life As We Know It >>>>>Wed, 30 May 2012 00:28:34

aleisahaley: RT @PPhillipsAI11: Good days, bad days...you're gonna have themTue, 29 May 2012 23:49:59

aleisahaley: RT @SayingsForGirls: I'm not cranky. I just have a violent reaction to stupid people.Tue, 29 May 2012 22:52:09

aleisahaley: RT @_ShitNobodySays: I wish my neighbor would mow his lawn at 6am on Saturdays.Tue, 29 May 2012 20:23:57

aleisahaley: RT @OuterJohn: I hate when I'm rock climbing and I'm forced to cut loose an injured man. "But it's only a scraped knee!" I'M SORRY, BROTHER! GOODBYE!Tue, 29 May 2012 17:47:03

aleisahaley: @britzberg Not always! Inception...This Means War...but I still like me some Beckham.Tue, 29 May 2012 14:59:42

aleisahaley: @britzberg Unacceptable. What about Tom Hardy?Tue, 29 May 2012 14:55:46

aleisahaley: RT @catlikethiefx0: You know what girls love? Super inappropriate comments from strangers. Just kidding, die.Tue, 29 May 2012 13:22:22

aleisahaley: “@GreatMathias88: I really do like Twitter a lot better than Facebook in a lot of ways.” Never thought I'd say it, but I agree.Tue, 29 May 2012 06:29:40

aleisahaley: When your body says "screw sleep" because it knows you have to be up early <<<Tue, 29 May 2012 06:04:32

aleisahaley: I'm not picky. I just want a sweet, muscular, tatted up guy...with an accent. #isittoomuchtoask?Tue, 29 May 2012 05:27:15

aleisahaley: RT @amandabaleyy: your car shouldn't be yellow unless it's a bus, taxi or transformerTue, 29 May 2012 05:22:31

aleisahaley: 129 emails after 3 days? Screw you, AOL.Tue, 29 May 2012 04:16:10

aleisahaley: You intrigue me. #probablygonnaregretthisTue, 29 May 2012 03:52:07

aleisahaley: RT @Miranda_Lambert: Music make everything better.Tue, 29 May 2012 02:59:29

aleisahaley: RT @Jenna_Marbles: Girls that get all dressed up to go to a pool party clearly have no intentions of dominating the cannon ball contest. #boring #watchthisMon, 28 May 2012 23:19:56

aleisahaley: Once again I've gone overboard on retweeting... #sorrynshitMon, 28 May 2012 19:12:45

aleisahaley: RT @Notebook: Those conversations you skip sleep for.Mon, 28 May 2012 18:59:50