Recent Tweets from Ian Evans (iamianevans)

iamianevans: I feel like a crazy person.Thu, 31 May 2012 03:15:28

iamianevans: You're so happy and I'm so sad. It's not fair and quite frankly it makes me want to punch you.Thu, 31 May 2012 00:22:39

iamianevans: The cruelest thing you could do to someone after you rip their heart out is pretend like you still careWed, 30 May 2012 21:21:56

iamianevans: Ew. Perverts on this transit bus. Just what I needWed, 30 May 2012 20:16:49

iamianevans: The Dallas cowboy cheerleaders are going to be at my store today. If anything can help a broken heart it's hot girls in skirts.Wed, 30 May 2012 14:49:22

iamianevans: RT @ZodiacPosts: #Gemini's can have the coldest shoulder and even forget where they came from.Wed, 30 May 2012 13:40:57

iamianevans: After 11 months, a text is all I'm deemed worthy of.Wed, 30 May 2012 03:36:35

iamianevans: Cold tides to hearts that crashWed, 30 May 2012 03:13:09

iamianevans: I'm not a very pretty crierWed, 30 May 2012 00:02:58

iamianevans: Listening to a band that I hate on repeat because they're your favorite...Tue, 29 May 2012 23:49:02

iamianevans: I will not cry, I will not cry, I will not..will not..cryTue, 29 May 2012 14:42:39

iamianevans: maybe I should learn to love myself said the girl. What a waste of effort said her brain. You're loveless echoed her heart.Tue, 29 May 2012 13:52:55

iamianevans: I just want to sleep. Live forever in that world that is entirely my own.Tue, 29 May 2012 12:24:23

iamianevans: Me and my pirate crew. Huzzah. http://t.co/2Bvl236aTue, 29 May 2012 03:09:24

iamianevans: Oh no that's fine, you two definitely need the bathroom more than I do. I just have to leave in 20 minutes and my hair isn't done. No biggieMon, 28 May 2012 14:18:27

iamianevans: For future reference, never move in with friends.Mon, 28 May 2012 14:10:04

iamianevans: I hate when people call me 'Hooty'. YOU'RE NOT ORIGINAL.Sun, 27 May 2012 21:54:58

iamianevans: @WhiskeySauers I get that too, except it's always just twitter posts from @OMGFacts taunting my friendlessnessSun, 27 May 2012 02:51:03

iamianevans: @Whiskeysauers I get that too, except it's always just twitter posts from @OMGfacts taunting my friendlessnessSun, 27 May 2012 02:47:00

iamianevans: Incase you didn't know, my real name is Jim. http://t.co/fd4VrLF5Sat, 26 May 2012 22:34:23

iamianevans: Had a kickass time at the faireSat, 26 May 2012 22:32:38