Recent Tweets from Jordan Collier (jordcollier)

jordcollier: @ginaholt394 holland or germany, spain lacking with injuries in defence, holland got best offence and germans best all round. #hopeEnglanddoThu, 31 May 2012 10:44:30

jordcollier: I cant wait for the euros #hugerevisiondistractionThu, 31 May 2012 10:42:22

jordcollier: Pretty excited about the jubilee. #ProudToBeEnglishWed, 30 May 2012 22:58:31

jordcollier: @JamesCollier99 Cheers mate, i'll need all the luck i can get!Wed, 30 May 2012 22:54:17

jordcollier: @han_winkles Play nicely now hannah.Wed, 30 May 2012 22:14:57

jordcollier: It's the night before my first exam so i shouldn't be this happy/excited but i am!Wed, 30 May 2012 22:09:57

jordcollier: @Joey_D_123 Haven't started revision yet! that starts saturday, as resit p.e first mate. #GoodLuckCarltonWed, 30 May 2012 21:55:03

jordcollier: @Joey_D_123 Pipe down Carlton! I am wiser than yoda himself.Wed, 30 May 2012 21:41:37

jordcollier: Either either the beard for wisdom or a suit and glasses to make me look, feel and be more intelligent.Wed, 30 May 2012 21:41:12

jordcollier: I finally have a few hairs on my chin for an exam, when im stuck im going to look cool and stroke them so all of their wisdom comes out.Wed, 30 May 2012 21:29:29

jordcollier: @J0GOODMAN How much have you done so far?Wed, 30 May 2012 19:28:15

jordcollier: @victoriahadley I was talking about lies as a whole in the second one V !Wed, 30 May 2012 18:37:33

jordcollier: @victoriahadley Sometimes there is, if it's beneficial to the person you're lying to then i think it is ok.Wed, 30 May 2012 18:34:53

jordcollier: However if there is a decent point to it fair enough.Wed, 30 May 2012 18:15:28

jordcollier: I hate it when people lie pointlessly.Wed, 30 May 2012 18:11:02

jordcollier: #NudistFilms Shavings Ryans PrivatesWed, 30 May 2012 14:19:09

jordcollier: @jennaeiou It's really open and reveals everything, Hopefully I'll have to confidence to pull it off.Wed, 30 May 2012 14:02:28

jordcollier: @jennaeiou It has arrived, I have never felt so vulnerable in my life.Wed, 30 May 2012 12:00:00

jordcollier: Huge Revision session today, final preparations before the huge battle that is my P.E resit tomorrow.Wed, 30 May 2012 10:32:51

jordcollier: A happy sleep is a good sleep.Wed, 30 May 2012 00:10:15

jordcollier: @lucycoldicott Obviously a lie to keep up quiet, and ahhh well if i see you i will shoot you dont worry.Tue, 29 May 2012 23:27:53

jordcollier: @lucycoldicott Not a clue, Im just glad i've got my zombie plan ready. if you see me as a zombie kill me?Tue, 29 May 2012 23:24:01

jordcollier: @lucycoldicott Police found a man chewing on another persons face, they then shot him and he growled and carried on, #BaseballBatAtTheReadyTue, 29 May 2012 23:16:34

jordcollier: @EllieButters I am glad you have learnt the ways of Gordon and bombay sapphire #LoseOrWinOnTheGinTue, 29 May 2012 22:46:20

jordcollier: RT @meganbeth1994: Just took @jordcollier nandos virginity #TookBakersRealOneTue, 29 May 2012 22:32:07

jordcollier: Just to clarify that doesn't mean right now, im too busy wasting my life away on the internet.Mon, 28 May 2012 23:24:35

jordcollier: Family : Where you going Jord? Me : Out #StandardResponseMon, 28 May 2012 23:23:41