Recent Tweets from Stephlaaarrr (Stephlaaarrr)

Stephlaaarrr: “@JessicaFancy: The worst prison is your mind. No one can torture you better than yourself, and the only escape is death.” Nice and happy :)Thu, 31 May 2012 07:04:57

Stephlaaarrr: #50ThingsIHate 1) People not caring enough to donate a mosquito net to meWed, 30 May 2012 12:55:15

Stephlaaarrr: @aliceeeee_w Happy Birthday 🎁🎉🎈Wed, 30 May 2012 07:50:09

Stephlaaarrr: #FuuuuckinHellTweet (this is based on the original reason for vomtweet 😉 )Tue, 29 May 2012 23:14:38

Stephlaaarrr: #VomTweet Shave your legs love, and your armpits...and look after the shrubbery as well 😷Tue, 29 May 2012 20:00:15

Stephlaaarrr: No internet for at least 3 days...Is it possible to die of boredom because I just might not survive it 😱😖😠Tue, 29 May 2012 16:44:42

Stephlaaarrr: #ThingsThatMakeYouSayWTF the size of Nicki Minaj's arse in StarshipsMon, 28 May 2012 21:05:07

Stephlaaarrr: I have no internet connection apart from my phone. How am I supposed to spend my evening with no internet? The end of the world must be nearMon, 28 May 2012 19:19:20

Stephlaaarrr: @LoveLanaDelRey I thought her leg had snapped at first and then I was thinking well she doesn't seem in much pain to say her leg has brokeSun, 27 May 2012 21:39:21

Stephlaaarrr: I wasn't expecting to like The Black Swan but I've really enjoyed it. That's about as much 'scariness' as I can handleSun, 27 May 2012 21:36:07

Stephlaaarrr: @LittleLucyLost @BBCTheVoiceUK I'm glad Ruth and Jazz went, wasn't bothered between Becky & Vince but I prefer Max over BoSun, 27 May 2012 19:03:22

Stephlaaarrr: I think it's about time for Lykke Li to up her game and force her music over here. Who else performs live on the Moon ;)Sun, 27 May 2012 18:59:27

Stephlaaarrr: RT @TravLeBlanc: Everyone's a feminist until the ship hits an iceberg.Sun, 27 May 2012 18:48:50

Stephlaaarrr: So glad Leanne got through over Ruth. It's just a shame that Bo "Oooh look at me I'm so unusual and quirky" Bruce got through #TheVoiceUKSun, 27 May 2012 18:48:07

Stephlaaarrr: Robbie Williams, Olly Murs and Jason Isaacs...I shall have to watch Soccer Aid tonightSun, 27 May 2012 14:54:13

Stephlaaarrr: @megaleg1990 I didn't agree with Uncle Hitlers racist ways.Sun, 27 May 2012 14:31:07

Stephlaaarrr: #ThingsYouShouldKnowAboutMe I have never killed a JewSun, 27 May 2012 14:17:58

Stephlaaarrr: RT @getbentsaggy: if you get a old sarong from your mum you can just wear swimming trunks and still feel confident xoxSun, 27 May 2012 14:12:46

Stephlaaarrr: RT @A_Bit_Too_Rude: She saw me drink 18 pints of lager last night and was shocked when she woke up covered in my accidental piss this morning. Women are stupid.Sun, 27 May 2012 14:09:11

Stephlaaarrr: "I have been ill, I thought my time was up" What a nice jolly conversation this is 😔Sun, 27 May 2012 14:07:20

Stephlaaarrr: @charlotteclews @laurenia I might have to check out these old women everyone seems to be talking aboutSat, 26 May 2012 19:48:54

Stephlaaarrr: @charlotteclews @laurenia forget Eurovision you should be watching England V Norway :)Sat, 26 May 2012 19:44:42

Stephlaaarrr: @AnachronismJett the same thing has happened to me even though I had sun cream onSat, 26 May 2012 19:41:48

Stephlaaarrr: @LittleLucyLost do you just have to keep going forward and eventually they sort u?Sat, 26 May 2012 15:56:06

Stephlaaarrr: @LittleLucyLost I did get a username but cant remember it. Didnt get a wand or sorted into a house thoughSat, 26 May 2012 15:51:54

Stephlaaarrr: @LittleLucyLost it looked a bit boring. I didnt really know what I was meant to doing on itSat, 26 May 2012 15:42:58

Stephlaaarrr: @LittleLucyLost I remember having that book in Mrs Dwights. Took years till I got round to reading it. Been on Pottermore a bit but...Sat, 26 May 2012 15:42:15