Recent Tweets from Joe Wasserman (joe_wasserman)

joe_wasserman: @kallygopee "If I was your notebook, you'd never stop writing in me."Wed, 30 May 2012 19:58:47

joe_wasserman: @rutila Even the BK-bound was rotten!Wed, 30 May 2012 11:35:51

joe_wasserman: RT @gregstelzer: "Even though you have a decent sized dick you don't have moves.. like jagger"Wed, 30 May 2012 02:54:11

joe_wasserman: Cool! This is an unpleasant feeling!Wed, 30 May 2012 01:40:30

joe_wasserman: @missermusic is too good. I'm being all thoughtful on the train and it's kickass. #philosophicalasfuckWed, 30 May 2012 00:37:25

joe_wasserman: RT @BadIuckBrian: Visits the Empire State Building. Killed by falling penny.Wed, 30 May 2012 00:35:56

joe_wasserman: I'm feeling hermit-y this weekend. Too much exposure to the sun these past two days. #burnttoacrispWed, 30 May 2012 00:12:14

joe_wasserman: @HeresToLex @Skolteocles Send that to me because I think I am nothing like him.Tue, 29 May 2012 19:00:13

joe_wasserman: @SirFenimore At least he's somewhat attractive. I've been called Kevin. #IlljustgodienowTue, 29 May 2012 02:25:33

joe_wasserman: @meljones152 @MissileBean @Skolteocles @HeresToLex I'm fine!Mon, 28 May 2012 22:18:05

joe_wasserman: #howmanyconcussionsdoIhaveuntilIexperiencepermanentheadtrauma?Mon, 28 May 2012 20:58:31

joe_wasserman: The penultimate wave that hit me sent my head straight into the shore. I'm just waiting for pain to ensue and a concussion occur.Mon, 28 May 2012 20:54:18

joe_wasserman: @Chmielyy I was anand it was glorious.Mon, 28 May 2012 20:29:43

joe_wasserman: @Skolteocles If only that were true!Mon, 28 May 2012 20:29:19

joe_wasserman: RT @marc_saggese: Oh American Football, how you perfectly fit my current mood.Sun, 27 May 2012 22:47:51

joe_wasserman: "Wheels within wheels within wheels." #AGoTSun, 27 May 2012 22:00:30

joe_wasserman: I'm not creative no matter how much I try to be. #ThingsYouShouldKnowAboutMeSun, 27 May 2012 03:07:24

joe_wasserman: RT @BadIuckBrian: Says "YOLO" for the first time. Dies.Sat, 26 May 2012 22:09:38

joe_wasserman: RT @ECCLongIsland: You should probably listen to State LinesSat, 26 May 2012 22:06:50

joe_wasserman: Happy birthday! @jcpmcsSat, 26 May 2012 22:06:44

joe_wasserman: #myfavorite90ssong Slow Motion @LixnotLexSat, 26 May 2012 20:56:03

joe_wasserman: @lsavfromdablock I would retweet that but it would look bad for me. AhahaSat, 26 May 2012 17:49:21

joe_wasserman: @rooseveltritz For the flavor and the classiness! #sanslungcancer hahaSat, 26 May 2012 17:34:40

joe_wasserman: RT @FabFourFacts: Doctor Who & Beatles fans will love this. http://t.co/DtZvJS5sSat, 26 May 2012 17:32:24

joe_wasserman: RT @BadIuckBrian: Was Adeles ex boyfriend.Sat, 26 May 2012 05:58:49

joe_wasserman: @LixnotLex Yes, yes I do.Sat, 26 May 2012 05:54:53

joe_wasserman: @LixnotLex Joke's on you! I'm dead and brought them with me to wherever I am!Sat, 26 May 2012 05:46:13