Recent Tweets from Jordan (JordanDempc)

JordanDempc: @Naomi_Cannon Oiiii, Horoscopes definitely aren't true, and I hope you think the same after reading that one.Wed, 30 May 2012 19:52:06

JordanDempc: Is it limes or Limes? I wouldn't like it if someone called me jordan.Wed, 30 May 2012 10:42:01

JordanDempc: I smell of limes today.Wed, 30 May 2012 10:40:50

JordanDempc: @KatieConway Happy Birthday to youWed, 30 May 2012 07:49:29

JordanDempc: I'm in bedTue, 29 May 2012 22:55:05

JordanDempc: @jessicakes10 That's Scotland for youTue, 29 May 2012 22:46:22

JordanDempc: @jessicakes10 A million and three in mine.Tue, 29 May 2012 22:43:55

JordanDempc: Just brushed my teeth.Tue, 29 May 2012 22:36:36

JordanDempc: I'm tiredTue, 29 May 2012 22:35:27

JordanDempc: @lydiahope5 Happpy birthday.Tue, 29 May 2012 22:26:31

JordanDempc: I cant tell you what PL club I'm signing for, but I have made up my mind on what I'm having for breakfast tomorrow. see you later. thanksMon, 28 May 2012 21:15:36

JordanDempc: I wish people had the same suspense ahead of my tweets as they do Eden Hazards.Mon, 28 May 2012 21:08:58

JordanDempc: @naomi_cannon Eat more? I don't think I can eat more. You will never look like a whale next to me, or next to anyone. You are so silly.Mon, 28 May 2012 20:05:30

JordanDempc: @naomi_cannon Shhhh, I was too busy eating bread and Oranges to eat the biscuits #notmanorexicMon, 28 May 2012 19:08:01

JordanDempc: @Naomi_Cannon Just finished all the biscuits (kit-kats)Mon, 28 May 2012 17:28:03

JordanDempc: I don't like heatMon, 28 May 2012 17:17:30

JordanDempc: @LaurenDempsey3 Sorry sis, I just read yours and realised how much better yours are. Also you look about 10 in your picture.Sun, 27 May 2012 21:04:26

JordanDempc: Sometimes I think the world would be better if the sun didn't exist, hate sunburnSun, 27 May 2012 16:00:24

JordanDempc: @jessicakes10 Same but I'm doing Bicep curls and drinking protein shakes as well.Sun, 27 May 2012 15:43:13

JordanDempc: @LukeENDLESS Ha I know, and that's me right nowSun, 27 May 2012 10:42:27

JordanDempc: @LukeENDLESS Yeah I burnt my feet when I was in Spain with football, I had to miss a training session because of it. I hate a burnt nose tooSun, 27 May 2012 10:24:03

JordanDempc: I like when airplanes make Scotland flags in the sky. Sometimes I even sing the anthem when it happens.Sun, 27 May 2012 10:08:00

JordanDempc: @LukeENDLESS Enough to keep Boots in business for the summer anyway ha. At least my skin is nice and soft now because I have used so muchSun, 27 May 2012 10:03:49

JordanDempc: Don't ask me why I'm watching Tennis.Sun, 27 May 2012 09:54:34

JordanDempc: @LukeENDLESS I'll willingly switch with you, I've not been out the last few days because I got that burnt.Sun, 27 May 2012 09:47:23

JordanDempc: @JoannaBoshoff I know lol. I wasn't being seriousSat, 26 May 2012 22:21:12

JordanDempc: Why aren't Scotland in Eurovision?Sat, 26 May 2012 21:41:23

JordanDempc: @jessicakes10 Ohh I forgot, they enter Oceaniavision.Sat, 26 May 2012 20:42:41

JordanDempc: I hope Australia win Eurovision.Sat, 26 May 2012 20:39:29

JordanDempc: @Naomi_Cannon Ha. I always said star signs were a load of nonsense.Fri, 25 May 2012 09:58:25