Recent Tweets from jim (This_is_Moose)

Cynical and sarcastic nasty bastard on the outside....Soft and cuddly on the inside...Why else would women love me?

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This_is_Moose: @NiamhCullenz Ah cheer up Hun....As I always say...If in doubt there's always Vodka.Tue, 29 May 2012 11:49:13

This_is_Moose: Lucinda.....Please have my babies....(Love it when she scrunches up her face an gets angry). #VinBMon, 28 May 2012 22:50:11

This_is_Moose: @cnep80 *Drums fingers on table*....*Waits on reply*....Sun, 27 May 2012 21:53:46

This_is_Moose: @cnep80 Oh...Seriously?...Will try again so. (I thought you where just ignoring and taking the piss....ha.)Sun, 27 May 2012 21:28:14

This_is_Moose: @cnep80 Ah cool....No biggy.Sun, 27 May 2012 21:19:04

This_is_Moose: @boobie_media Nah....I usually find that a 'Normal' stroke rather than a 'Heat' stroke does just fine.Sun, 27 May 2012 21:17:02

This_is_Moose: @cnep80 Oooo-eerrr Hun....Is 'deducting bonus points' a euphemism for ? (Kidding).............Ha.......(Check your DM's)Sun, 27 May 2012 21:08:50

This_is_Moose: @cnep80 'Un-safe'?....Sure then it's pointless!Sun, 27 May 2012 20:55:21

This_is_Moose: Kirsty Gallagher?....nom nom nom....#SoccerAidSun, 27 May 2012 20:51:04

This_is_Moose: @cnep80 Ha ha ha....Unfortunately I dont 'Know it'. Remind me again what our 'Safe Word' between us is? What does it rhyme with?Sun, 27 May 2012 20:46:06

This_is_Moose: @cnep80 'Evil-eyed-look'?....Squinting, batting your eye-lids while mouthing a 'safe-word'. (Yum)Sun, 27 May 2012 20:39:50

This_is_Moose: @cnep80 'Evil face'?....Would your 'Evil face' be as pretty as your normal face?Sun, 27 May 2012 20:27:48

This_is_Moose: Robbie Williams? Where do I even start firing abuse at him the narcissistic lowlife? #SoccerAidSun, 27 May 2012 20:24:40

This_is_Moose: @cnep80 *Sarcastic-Face*...."Thanks for the bonus points but where should I cash them in?....Sun, 27 May 2012 20:22:25

This_is_Moose: @cnep80 Ermmmm..."As long as Im making you smile and laugh"?....ha.Sun, 27 May 2012 20:15:31

This_is_Moose: @cnep80 He wouldn't be the only one using 'wishful thinking'.....ha.Sun, 27 May 2012 20:11:49

This_is_Moose: @cnep80 I shall take that as a 'maybe' so! *Rings himself....promise that you would*....haSun, 27 May 2012 20:09:51

This_is_Moose: Bah ha ha ha ha ha ....Man U / Old Trafford.still need to side Howard Webb even when they're not playing. #SoccerAidSun, 27 May 2012 20:08:17

This_is_Moose: @itchybollix Yet, they're Hipster/Vegan/Glucose intolerant wankers though. Mad for the tree hugging and Ariel Sharon bashing.....ha.Sun, 27 May 2012 20:01:39

This_is_Moose: @cnep80 Ha ha..Why dont you like manly/hairiness? Watching Rooney now at half time, his hair plugs worked...Im too hairy already though.Sun, 27 May 2012 19:56:56

This_is_Moose: @cnep80 But...BUT... At least Georgie was a good looking 'player' back in the day. He's just willfully hairy. I bet you still would though?Sun, 27 May 2012 19:39:00

This_is_Moose: @cnep80 T'was indeed, However, He could do with a shower/haircut/shave. I even feel un-clean just looking at him and Im a hairy fecker.Sun, 27 May 2012 19:31:50

This_is_Moose: @cnep80 Yep, It's ever so unlike yourself to not have an opinion on EVERYTHING (Twitter)...ha. Oh...oh...GOOOOOOOOAL!.....Sun, 27 May 2012 19:26:11