Recent Tweets from Jacob Norwood (JacNorwood)

Once featured on an episode of Hoarders.

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JacNorwood: @johnmoe Ooh! Ooh! Mold! Is it mold? It's mold.Fri, 01 Jun 2012 04:46:14

JacNorwood: @SteveHuff You may or may have already seen this. Continuing theme of horrific violence in the news. http://t.co/TNOtFnZ9Fri, 01 Jun 2012 04:21:21

JacNorwood: "Well, since there are only about six songs released every year, we really need to milk them for all they're worth." - popular radioThu, 31 May 2012 19:41:40

JacNorwood: @firehawk32 well... I drove TO a river. If I hadn't stopped I would be in the river.Thu, 31 May 2012 15:51:29

JacNorwood: You know that episode of The Office where Michael's GPS puts them in a river? THAT JUST HAPPENED TO ME.Thu, 31 May 2012 13:43:54

JacNorwood: Look what I found all the way in Memphis. http://t.co/XnOhRDWSThu, 31 May 2012 01:22:31

JacNorwood: @neely_ann Wait, are you THAT McCoy?Wed, 30 May 2012 23:37:54

JacNorwood: Driving to Memphis. We were just dive-bombed by a yellow propeller plane. What is this place?Wed, 30 May 2012 22:34:58

JacNorwood: Thunderstorm I'm gonna die!!! Also, power's out.Tue, 29 May 2012 03:50:43

JacNorwood: @SteveHuff I was ready to close off Florida. Two instances of face-chewing is all it takes for me to call it a lost cause.Mon, 28 May 2012 17:16:41

JacNorwood: @SteveHuff It wasn't that there was ANOTHER face-chewer. It's that one man was chewing on ANOTHER man's face. Or at least I hope that's it.Mon, 28 May 2012 17:08:22

JacNorwood: I have Train stuck in my head. #WaysInWhichIAmAwfulMon, 28 May 2012 04:00:44

JacNorwood: Although I guess I could stop tweeting at 3 AM. And every two minutes. And nonsense. But probably not.Mon, 28 May 2012 02:36:44

JacNorwood: Big follower bump the last few days with relatively few tweets. You guys are sending me mixed messages.Mon, 28 May 2012 02:36:01

JacNorwood: @Vball4ever15 Hey I believe it.Sun, 27 May 2012 01:21:49

JacNorwood: Re-watching the first season of LOST for the sole purpose of trying to find Nikki and Paulo .Sun, 27 May 2012 01:19:11

JacNorwood: Re-watching the LOST pilot. It is as magical as ever.Sat, 26 May 2012 19:24:06

JacNorwood: @EricIGN The voice-change was particularly jarring in the trailer.Sat, 26 May 2012 04:50:42

JacNorwood: So much sugar is going inside of my body right now. #so #much #sugar #somuchsugar #sugar #sugar #sugar #sugarsugarsugar #deadSat, 26 May 2012 02:14:56

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JacNorwood: RT @sepinwall: Yeah, the lip-dub proposal is absurdly charming: http://t.co/1zKaSf4xSat, 26 May 2012 01:02:10

JacNorwood: "How can you love a possum-baby? Even if it's your own?" - @misterbowen1Fri, 25 May 2012 15:54:00

JacNorwood: RT @johnmoe: Cormac McCarthy wasn't naturally born a squid but his parents raised him as one in a sea colony. #AmericanAuthorsWhoWerePartSquidThu, 24 May 2012 22:41:49

JacNorwood: RT @johnmoe: William Faulkner was 1/16th squid but he later married a squid (of a different lineage). #AmericanAuthorsWhoWerePartSquidThu, 24 May 2012 22:41:43

JacNorwood: RT @johnmoe: Mark Twain was 1/4th squid. His mother's mother was an Alabama tree squid named Laverne Tentacly. #AmericanAuthorsWhoWerePartSquidThu, 24 May 2012 22:41:40

JacNorwood: @TVMcGee So I've been catching up on Fringe S4 and using your reviews as a sort of companion piece. REALLY enjoying them. Good stuff.Wed, 23 May 2012 22:17:52