Recent Tweets from Stephanie Ward (ZeGrammarNazi)

I am an invisible man.

Followers: 82    Location: Cabot, AR   

ZeGrammarNazi: "You hate me! You don't miss me!" "That's such a girl thing to say." "I know."Fri, 01 Jun 2012 05:42:48

ZeGrammarNazi: RT @NoogsCorner: Apparently fetuses can masturbate while still in the womb. I know, I wish I can unread that too.Thu, 31 May 2012 17:24:22

ZeGrammarNazi: RT @WhatTheFFacts: Getting angry at people when we listen to them breathing or eating is called Misophonia, which is an actual brain disorder.Thu, 31 May 2012 14:23:16

ZeGrammarNazi: "Food and tampons. That's all a girl really needs."Thu, 31 May 2012 12:10:37

ZeGrammarNazi: Oh, jeez. I have the third movement of Sailors stuck in my head. NOW IS NOT THE TIME.Thu, 31 May 2012 05:51:15

ZeGrammarNazi: I can't, and won't, be everything for everyone.Thu, 31 May 2012 05:09:20

ZeGrammarNazi: @demarian5368 Get it! That's impressive!Thu, 31 May 2012 02:34:23

ZeGrammarNazi: RT @VeryRudeTweets: #WhyDoPeople always make fun of Justin Bieber? Is it because she's flat chested?Wed, 30 May 2012 22:10:34

ZeGrammarNazi: I got selected to go to Camp Robinson! :DWed, 30 May 2012 21:45:52

ZeGrammarNazi: "Do you know my grandfather? He fought in Vietnam, too." Yes, because every single Vietnam vet knows one another. All thousands of them.Wed, 30 May 2012 15:39:20

ZeGrammarNazi: Another Miss Arkansas speaker? Yay! #not #gohomeWed, 30 May 2012 15:01:36

ZeGrammarNazi: No, I do not have spirit at 8:30 in the morning. Yes, I'm lame. #dontcareWed, 30 May 2012 13:34:37

ZeGrammarNazi: I just want to say a public thank you to @saltyseacolin. That guy puts up with me moaning and complaining every single day. Thanks, boo. :)Wed, 30 May 2012 04:51:09

ZeGrammarNazi: RT @MixedGirlBarbie: YO TIMELINE DEAD WHEN #MIXEDGIRLBARBIE ain't on it.Wed, 30 May 2012 02:54:20

ZeGrammarNazi: @demarian5368 How cool! :)Wed, 30 May 2012 02:40:20

ZeGrammarNazi: @HeilGrammarNazi And putting the period on the wrong side of the quotation mark.Wed, 30 May 2012 02:39:38

ZeGrammarNazi: I am beautiful. No matter what. I'm not saying that to fool myself. I believe it. I am beautiful.Wed, 30 May 2012 01:54:46

ZeGrammarNazi: RT @LeeABirrell: @TooMessedUp Why follow offensive tweets if you're going to be offended? #THATSFUCKEDUPWed, 30 May 2012 01:34:34

ZeGrammarNazi: One of my friends I haven't talked to in a while just texted me! #excited #lovehim :DTue, 29 May 2012 23:45:49

ZeGrammarNazi: Slipping off the side of my bed is not fun. Especially when it's my bad knee bending a way it shouldn't. #painTue, 29 May 2012 23:20:43

ZeGrammarNazi: @KateUhLin And I didn't just favorite that. :DTue, 29 May 2012 22:11:59

ZeGrammarNazi: RT @_El_Tee: It's so weird when I see middle school girls wearing so much makeup it makes them look like they're 20. #hateitTue, 29 May 2012 20:56:35

ZeGrammarNazi: Upped Tylenol dosage to 1500mg. We'll see how this goes. #headacheTue, 29 May 2012 20:20:19

ZeGrammarNazi: I have the same birthday as one of my delegates! #awesome :DTue, 29 May 2012 18:45:43

ZeGrammarNazi: RT @NarcissisticGay: I'd rape me.Tue, 29 May 2012 18:26:07

ZeGrammarNazi: @demarian5368 I'm actually a counselor here, and it's great! Definitely worth your time.Tue, 29 May 2012 18:22:35

ZeGrammarNazi: @demarian5368 That's a great picture! :)Tue, 29 May 2012 17:47:35

ZeGrammarNazi: White people, I swear. #GirlsState #FedConventionTue, 29 May 2012 15:58:13