Recent Tweets from elliejonesy (Ellie_kellyJ)

Ellie_kellyJ: "WHO THE F*CK TOOK MY.., oh.. Here it is.. "Fri, 01 Jun 2012 07:17:53

Ellie_kellyJ: RT @TheComedyHumor: Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, My name is Kony, I took your baby.Thu, 31 May 2012 17:08:18

Ellie_kellyJ: "Do me a favour?" "Does it involve me getting up?" "...Yes." "Then no."Tue, 29 May 2012 21:59:00

Ellie_kellyJ: In movies when people go underwater, I like to hold my breath and see if I would survive in that situation. I died in Finding NemoTue, 29 May 2012 21:58:19

Ellie_kellyJ: That epic moment when you almost drop something then catch it in mid-airTue, 29 May 2012 21:56:54

Ellie_kellyJ: I swear microwave minutes are longer than regular minutesTue, 29 May 2012 21:56:33

Ellie_kellyJ: We live in a world where losing your iPhone is more dramatic than losing your virginityMon, 28 May 2012 21:47:30

Ellie_kellyJ: If my ceiling fan could hold my weight, I would never be bored againMon, 28 May 2012 21:45:41

Ellie_kellyJ: *home alone* Thoughts = Partyyyyy!!!! Reality = Peeing with the door openMon, 28 May 2012 21:41:14

Ellie_kellyJ: here's a bit of advice: adviMon, 28 May 2012 21:40:17

Ellie_kellyJ: RT @Chloe_Crean: I might buy myself a birthday cake tomorrow.. Its not my birthday, I just love birthday cake.Mon, 28 May 2012 21:36:37

Ellie_kellyJ: Parents: "You need to stop watching so much TV, and read more!" Me: *turns on the subtitles*Mon, 28 May 2012 21:35:37

Ellie_kellyJ: Perfect girls are found at every corner on earth. Unfortunately the earth is roundMon, 28 May 2012 21:35:16

Ellie_kellyJ: @OwenHughes22 photo blogging siteMon, 28 May 2012 21:34:26

Ellie_kellyJ: The feeling of being replaced <Mon, 28 May 2012 21:34:03

Ellie_kellyJ: RT @Rhysslucock: The one thing I hate, is that I can't even stay angry at you if I tryMon, 28 May 2012 21:33:25

Ellie_kellyJ: my 1000th tweet,wooSun, 27 May 2012 21:59:56

Ellie_kellyJ: "@AliceKinghorn: love the conversations I have with my boyfriend"Sun, 27 May 2012 21:59:06

Ellie_kellyJ: just come back from the cinema with my boy #thedictator funny movieFri, 25 May 2012 22:38:38

Ellie_kellyJ: RT @joshlloydGUCCi: I havent seen my ipad in a few days i wonder where its gone..Fri, 25 May 2012 22:37:18

Ellie_kellyJ: "Dude, he has a girlfriend!" Me: "Yeah, so? Football has a goalkeeper, but It doesn't mean you can't score!"Fri, 25 May 2012 22:36:53

Ellie_kellyJ: just for the torch:DFri, 25 May 2012 12:23:42

Ellie_kellyJ: getting called "baby" or "babe" ..always makes me smile:')Thu, 24 May 2012 22:42:05

Ellie_kellyJ: RT @WhennBoys: After all the things you put me through, I can’t bring myself to get over you.Thu, 24 May 2012 22:41:17

Ellie_kellyJ: History repeats itself. Liars will be liars, cheaters will be cheaters, & the person who has always been there for you, will always be thereThu, 24 May 2012 22:39:37

Ellie_kellyJ: People who reply to my text 4 hours later with "lol" should be shotThu, 24 May 2012 22:38:34