Recent Tweets from Your Mother's Penis (matttehh)

matttehh: @neennz cucumber, I'm vegan :/Thu, 31 May 2012 22:50:20

matttehh: @neennz I think I've got a food baby :/Thu, 31 May 2012 22:48:11

matttehh: @shanbaker666 donut day!!! I have no money though :(Thu, 31 May 2012 22:47:40

matttehh: Nobody was texting me and I felt lonely so I started texting myself.Thu, 31 May 2012 22:46:59

matttehh: RT @JamimaGarlick: I think I'm in love with @matttehh's icon purely because of how perfect him and Austin Carlile are.Thu, 31 May 2012 21:58:51

matttehh: RT @originalcoolcat: low self esteem is the worstThu, 31 May 2012 21:34:32

matttehh: People always manage to blame mistakes they've made on me..Thu, 31 May 2012 20:50:47

matttehh: When people don't text back... /life.Thu, 31 May 2012 20:06:12

matttehh: @Rad_Nadz @neennz that was clever ;)Thu, 31 May 2012 20:05:00

matttehh: RT @neennz: all me and @matttehh have eaten today is chicken and biscuitsThu, 31 May 2012 17:55:13

matttehh: RT @neennz: mommy when I grow up I wanna be a weaveologistThu, 31 May 2012 15:51:16

matttehh: @Just_Like_John @epicfailchels can we not share doe?Thu, 31 May 2012 14:04:56

matttehh: RT @epicfailchels: I now follow two Susan Boyle obsessed people @matttehh and @Just_Like_John omfg.Thu, 31 May 2012 14:04:21

matttehh: @Just_Like_John @epicfailchels she's my favourite person in the world!Thu, 31 May 2012 14:04:18

matttehh: @neennz NOThu, 31 May 2012 13:46:32

matttehh: @neennz leave me be man :(Thu, 31 May 2012 13:42:43

matttehh: RT @neennz: mine and @matttehh's day has consisted of drinking tea, films and Jeremy Kyle so far, productive.Thu, 31 May 2012 13:42:35

matttehh: Practically moved into @yessophie_ and @neennz house tbf.Thu, 31 May 2012 13:07:37

matttehh: Im just a toad really, but i would rather be a tadpole you know :----/Wed, 30 May 2012 21:57:05

matttehh: Perfect day was perfect!Wed, 30 May 2012 21:51:05

matttehh: I smoke too much when it's nice weather idek why though!Wed, 30 May 2012 21:45:46

matttehh: @blitzcunts @rachel_FATS fml guys! :(Wed, 30 May 2012 20:23:20

matttehh: a bit harsh on the puffins :/ ~ http://t.co/YGsp2Et3Wed, 30 May 2012 08:49:52

matttehh: @lyleoffmyspace i might just start that yknow!!Wed, 30 May 2012 07:56:56

matttehh: @lyleoffmyspace shh you ;)Wed, 30 May 2012 07:35:07

matttehh: @DeanyBeanFace ahahah he did it during Still YDG'n at Slam Dunk :3Wed, 30 May 2012 07:34:06

matttehh: @lyleoffmyspace yeah but everytime I don't say it everyone bombards me with 'ermmm no'. etc etc. and it's not an opinion if it's a fact ;)Wed, 30 May 2012 07:33:52

matttehh: @Gilbertastic 'in my opinion' .. didn't ask for yours did I? cool.Wed, 30 May 2012 07:33:01

matttehh: I love how when I say 'in my opinion' people feel the need to tell me their opinion and disagree with mine. Back down.Wed, 30 May 2012 07:24:44