Recent Tweets from ian schofield (ianscoey)

ianscoey: RT @TheLough34: So @Alice1982 what can/can't we do to ur 'hubby to be' next couple of days #beaffraid @adigreenwoodFri, 01 Jun 2012 09:59:03

ianscoey: New rule for bank holidays when I'm in charge. You get paid for the bank holiday the Friday before! Gonna be a messy expensive one this!Thu, 31 May 2012 22:14:07

ianscoey: @MissAmyPetxx haha cos I called you swingers I've now got a 'Asian swingers' following me!Thu, 31 May 2012 21:46:07

ianscoey: @strett07 @sheepdoggmcfc yeh I got charged in there too this morning!Thu, 31 May 2012 21:18:01

ianscoey: RT @Joey7Barton_: RT if you wish id have broken Tevez & Aguero's legs!Thu, 31 May 2012 21:08:44

ianscoey: @strett07 @sheepdoggmcfc I paid it! I'm not that tight!Thu, 31 May 2012 21:07:43

ianscoey: @marksmithpga it was the way they said it. Would you like a bag for 5p sir? Like its a good deal! Erm, yeah! If not I'll drop half of it!Thu, 31 May 2012 20:37:13

ianscoey: @DavidCotton84 no not me. Gotta be fresh Saturday, in Blackpool on a golf stag do.Thu, 31 May 2012 20:32:49

ianscoey: @DavidCotton84 if ya like. I'll be in touch David! Be after dinner?Thu, 31 May 2012 20:27:28

ianscoey: Tomorrows plan... Gym, sauna, hair cut, sunbed then driving range or a round?? #WORKHARDPLAYHARDERThu, 31 May 2012 20:24:36

ianscoey: @JellyTots777 oh what?? You like golf??Thu, 31 May 2012 20:23:01

ianscoey: @MissAmyPetxx hopefully it's decent for ya! I'm sure you'll have fun!Thu, 31 May 2012 20:22:33

ianscoey: @MissAmyPetxx it rained all day I'm sorry to say but looks like weekend is gonna be a little better. Where abouts you going?Thu, 31 May 2012 20:12:12

ianscoey: @marksmithpga seriously. The brown paper bag that you need to carry your food in cost 5p in Newtown, Wales.I'm not tight but that takes pissThu, 31 May 2012 19:53:18

ianscoey: @MissAmyPetxx ha I'm only jokin. Least you're not boring doin the same every week! Just got back from aberwystwyth, weather was pants!!Thu, 31 May 2012 19:51:23

ianscoey: @MissAmyPetxx @misssamstanley oh yeah!! 5p for a McDonald's paper bag in Wales!Thu, 31 May 2012 19:49:41

ianscoey: @MissAmyPetxx @MissSamStanley you love you're weekends away you two don't ya! #swingers?? Lol. Hope the weather gets better for ya!Thu, 31 May 2012 19:48:46

ianscoey: @MissAmyPetxx you'll easy do it!Thu, 31 May 2012 19:43:48

ianscoey: @MissAmyPetxx any plans for weekend? :)Thu, 31 May 2012 19:42:54

ianscoey: @MissAmyPetxx wish I liked prawns! Been hitting it big in my absence! That 4 lbs must have dropped off. Enjoy your tea, looks nice! :)Thu, 31 May 2012 19:41:26

ianscoey: That's me done till next week! Just a 3-4 hour trek home with a McDonald's pit stop!Thu, 31 May 2012 17:19:25

ianscoey: @LJ_Bergmann13 but can usher do a seal into a swimming pool??Wed, 30 May 2012 22:47:42

ianscoey: @TheLough34 @thegardman @manchestertrev #winninteam no probs!Wed, 30 May 2012 21:20:41