Recent Tweets from Matt Cook (MattCookie0124)

MattCookie0124: Why can my dad not understand that bacon should not be burnt to a cinder. I should not 'hear' it when I tap my fork on it.Thu, 31 May 2012 23:33:07

MattCookie0124: #ThingsSaidOnFIFA - "That's miles offside" - When inches offside.Thu, 31 May 2012 23:02:17

MattCookie0124: What if Henderson bosses his England role? I dunno... Haven't some players been 'shocking' in the past, but suddenly done well for England?Thu, 31 May 2012 17:16:11

MattCookie0124: RT @gempufc: As much as we don't have a chance in the Euros, supporting another country is ridiculous. You're English, get behind your own country!Thu, 31 May 2012 17:13:28

MattCookie0124: @SamcufcHart Hmm... Not really. I've had a good think about it and can't see any other way it can be ;) xxxxxxxxxThu, 31 May 2012 15:42:06

MattCookie0124: @SamcufcHart No... Just that you're all soft ;) I doubt that, really... Because you're southern ;) xxxxxxxxxThu, 31 May 2012 15:09:55

MattCookie0124: @SamcufcHart Sorry love :( Which normally means you pronounce it ;) Especially you southern softies ;) xxxxxxxxxThu, 31 May 2012 15:03:31

MattCookie0124: @SamcufcHart No, it means I can use certain methods to give me an advantage ;) it doesn't even sound like Chezzafield though :P xxxxxxxxxThu, 31 May 2012 14:56:05

MattCookie0124: @SamcufcHart Erm... Does promoted as champions mean nothing to you? ;) That's because it's Chesterfield ;) xxxxxxxxxThu, 31 May 2012 14:53:48

MattCookie0124: When I can drive, I'm just gonna get up at 4am and drive around to random places...Thu, 31 May 2012 14:30:37

MattCookie0124: @SamcufcHart Colchester for you ;) At least you can't smell someone smoke the stuff :O xxxxxxxxThu, 31 May 2012 14:29:38

MattCookie0124: @Plebyboy oh well ;) looking forward to industrial tech tomorrow then? ;)Wed, 30 May 2012 21:57:35

MattCookie0124: RT @_UnluckyBrian_: Blows rape whistle. Alerts more rapists to his location.Wed, 30 May 2012 18:34:30

MattCookie0124: RT @AlanBiggs1: Spireite targets? From what I hear, we can now eliminate the following - Brown, Wood, McCann, Moussa, Roberts. But a signing is likely soon.Wed, 30 May 2012 17:42:57

MattCookie0124: @SpireTweet yep... Because odejayi and nardiello will score hundreds between them... Daft millers.Wed, 30 May 2012 14:14:11

MattCookie0124: Actually don't mind the look of both our new kits...Wed, 30 May 2012 12:53:48

MattCookie0124: On a platform I'm gonna stand and say, that I'm nothing on my own. And I love you, please come home.Tue, 29 May 2012 19:35:49

MattCookie0124: @SamcufcHart Obviously not you, or it'll be pointless being carried to Colchester ;) xxxxxxxxTue, 29 May 2012 19:30:14

MattCookie0124: @annamoreeey sorry :( i may have to go on a twitter-food related diet :PTue, 29 May 2012 19:03:28

MattCookie0124: @annamoreeey tough, i'm hungry ;) joking :P you know... you're right... most of my tweets to you are food related :O hahaTue, 29 May 2012 19:02:04

MattCookie0124: RT @DarynForster: Half of the #swfc "fans" that have season tickets for next season wouldn't of been to at least one game last season! #plasticfansTue, 29 May 2012 18:32:19

MattCookie0124: RT @AntiJokeCat: Yo momma so fat, she had a cardiac arrest due to her increased blood pressure.Tue, 29 May 2012 18:27:47

MattCookie0124: @Plebyboy a giant gorilla jumped out and kidnapped you? ;)Tue, 29 May 2012 12:37:42

MattCookie0124: @SamcufcHart Loss. Oh right :P Yup... It looks too different to the old one :( xxxxxxxMon, 28 May 2012 13:59:50

MattCookie0124: @SamcufcHart Loss. You know we do? When did you learn this? :O It's 'Kick Energy' :P xxxxxxxMon, 28 May 2012 13:57:09

MattCookie0124: @SamcufcHart Loss ;) Sorry love :P We have a new kit sponsor :( I liked our old one :( xxxxxxxMon, 28 May 2012 13:44:25