Recent Tweets from Patrick (parkerbats)

parkerbats: @possumpot You have made my day. :) xFri, 01 Jun 2012 15:35:38

parkerbats: The doctor has told me to stop wiping my arse with empty beer bottles. It's apparently dangerous in the act and I have to nip it in the Bud.Fri, 01 Jun 2012 15:32:52

parkerbats: @LilythePurr It's nowhere near Christmas yet it's 206 Days 7 Hours 29 Mins and 14 secondsFri, 01 Jun 2012 15:31:26

parkerbats: @LilythePurr :) Heavens above!Fri, 01 Jun 2012 15:26:38

parkerbats: @onlyliloleme My keyboard sticks sometimes too.Fri, 01 Jun 2012 15:26:01

parkerbats: @rodgernash :)Fri, 01 Jun 2012 15:25:07

parkerbats: @LilythePurr I hope it doesn't wear out :) xxFri, 01 Jun 2012 15:24:53

parkerbats: @onlyliloleme Phew. Thought you'd found my sense of humour. Yes.Fri, 01 Jun 2012 15:23:55

parkerbats: @QuintinForbes I knew kids like that, always jockeying for position.Fri, 01 Jun 2012 15:23:09

parkerbats: @IHPower @rodgernash Fine thanks Ian. All excited about the jubilee *not excited*. How are you?Fri, 01 Jun 2012 15:21:42

parkerbats: @QuintinForbes I wouldn't bank on it.Fri, 01 Jun 2012 15:19:43

parkerbats: @Doilydolly Very topical. :) I hope you take the lead.Fri, 01 Jun 2012 15:14:11

parkerbats: @QuintinForbes I bet they end up canoedling somewhere.Fri, 01 Jun 2012 15:13:34

parkerbats: @Donna_Gallers Doesn't that just cap it all!Fri, 01 Jun 2012 15:13:03

parkerbats: @LilythePurr The bits I can see look young :)Fri, 01 Jun 2012 15:12:22

parkerbats: @Doilydolly Sounds interesting. What flavour cupcake?Fri, 01 Jun 2012 15:11:29

parkerbats: @IHPower @rodgernash Does Tor's wife mind?Fri, 01 Jun 2012 15:10:28

parkerbats: @LilythePurr You have a long way to go yet :) xxFri, 01 Jun 2012 15:09:53

parkerbats: @themichaelcaine But you always had such lofty ambitions.Fri, 01 Jun 2012 15:09:18

parkerbats: @LilythePurr I have been referred to as "clapped out" many times :) xxFri, 01 Jun 2012 15:08:06

parkerbats: Tomorrows bucket party trip off. Mrs Bats ill, bucket party man ill. Saved us a few bob though and a long drive.Fri, 01 Jun 2012 15:06:46

parkerbats: @LilythePurr :) I've been told that duck feathers make great quilts. Duvet?Fri, 01 Jun 2012 15:05:26

parkerbats: When the chips are down the fryer mistook potatoes for duck feathers.Fri, 01 Jun 2012 15:03:16

parkerbats: @Vivienneclore cheeky little crack there. You seem to echo my sentiments too.Fri, 01 Jun 2012 15:00:17

parkerbats: My publisher wants me to use longer sentences in my new novel, for the more discerning reader so, I'm pulling out all the stops to complyFri, 01 Jun 2012 14:59:34

parkerbats: @Vivienneclore And a good afternoon to you. I trust you are in full jubilee mode :)Fri, 01 Jun 2012 14:57:22

parkerbats: jewel --- Israeli waterhole #uedFri, 01 Jun 2012 14:56:34

parkerbats: @Vivienneclore Penile? Cry me a river.Fri, 01 Jun 2012 14:52:32

parkerbats: @Vivienneclore The clash were very unproductive during their ban Jo period.Fri, 01 Jun 2012 14:51:33