Recent Tweets from Jessica Stroud (_Jstroud)

_Jstroud: @kbinkles @shanbinkley watching my 3rd episode of GossipGirl and repeatedly scolding my cat. What has my life become? #confessionsofacatladySat, 02 Jun 2012 02:46:31

_Jstroud: Car won't start...GREAT start to my day. #girlseekingmanwithjumpercablesFri, 01 Jun 2012 14:06:45

_Jstroud: RT @TravelingMead: I wonder if cannibal parents play "got your nose" with their kids. #thehorrorThu, 31 May 2012 00:00:58

_Jstroud: @sbroom817 it's not just you...it's @poopooskleroo, too.Thu, 31 May 2012 00:00:33

_Jstroud: @AshleyELittle @jbenwoods What the heck is in Midland? What happened to Chicago?Tue, 29 May 2012 15:06:18

_Jstroud: @jbenwoods WHHHHAAAT?Tue, 29 May 2012 14:01:47

_Jstroud: You're welcome. http://t.co/1iX0TyqsMon, 28 May 2012 16:46:36

_Jstroud: RT @meredithjuliane: @johncodysmith welll well well looks lik we found the 2nd gunsman on the grassy knoll. http://t.co/1TkyOythMon, 28 May 2012 05:10:53

_Jstroud: If there were a world record for the most splotchy awkward sunburns...I would hold it. http://t.co/hE3wUDSiSun, 27 May 2012 04:58:30

_Jstroud: My evenings now consist of squirting Finn with a spray bottle everytime he gets near my leather couches. #catladyproblemsFri, 25 May 2012 01:49:48

_Jstroud: RT @Hannahhughes1: It's nice when you get to a "real life" job, and 3/4 of the employees aren't married. Harding, you've got it all wrong. #relievedFri, 25 May 2012 01:44:15

_Jstroud: Day 3: Finn loves to snuggle and has learned the word "no." #successThu, 24 May 2012 01:14:51

_Jstroud: RT @RELEVANT: "Marriage is about finding a comrade, not ultimate contentment. It’s about finding a helpmate, not a healer." http://t.co/ileBbx5KThu, 24 May 2012 01:09:10