Recent Tweets from Mary-MargaretKirkman (the_kewler_twin)

the_kewler_twin: *watching a Cinderella story* "Come on Hilary, just COME CLEAN to Austin!" - @AnnaGraceK2 #punny 😂Sat, 02 Jun 2012 01:58:44

the_kewler_twin: Anna-Grace and I saved 2 dogs tonight & what did we get in return for our good deed? Nothing. Not even a thank you. People these days #smhSat, 02 Jun 2012 00:14:02

the_kewler_twin: Floral tourist shirt, capris sweatpants, and no shoes. Aka epitome of class. #proudtobeanamerican http://t.co/3oGwpd98Fri, 01 Jun 2012 18:52:45

the_kewler_twin: Watching people get their drivers license picture taken is sooo entertaining 😂Fri, 01 Jun 2012 18:24:43

the_kewler_twin: RT @DwightParody: Ice cold water? False. If the water was as cold as ice, it would be ice.Fri, 01 Jun 2012 05:19:40

the_kewler_twin: Why do I have welts inside my ears?!? #sooitchyFri, 01 Jun 2012 04:17:02

the_kewler_twin: "I'll have a number 5 8-count" - Me "Ditto" - @AnnaGraceK2 "Every single time..." - Matt #ohmatthewFri, 01 Jun 2012 03:07:58

the_kewler_twin: I love it when I get random welts in my hair and on my arms and stomach...Fri, 01 Jun 2012 02:32:18

the_kewler_twin: RT @_LuckyLarry: Becomes a orphan in a African village, gets adopted by Angelina JolieFri, 01 Jun 2012 02:27:58

the_kewler_twin: "When the bikers fall they all in a bunch" "Yeah and it's so funny!!" - @amandaabbud #wowcruelThu, 31 May 2012 00:00:41

the_kewler_twin: RT @StuphMax: Is there some kind of refrigerator/bed combo? Dumb question or awesome Idea?Wed, 30 May 2012 17:36:59

the_kewler_twin: "So if practice gets canceled are we going home?" "No we're going to go...somewhere. Oh course we're going home!" - @amandaabbud #goodoneWed, 30 May 2012 15:18:33

the_kewler_twin: "Hey guys it's raining! Haha just kidding that was the sprinklers" - @amandaabbud Nope it's definitely raining...Wed, 30 May 2012 15:06:08

the_kewler_twin: RT @CSimm93: Is June 5th when the new seasons of PLL and Dance Moms come on? Whaaaaat? Favorite shows 💜Wed, 30 May 2012 03:12:33

the_kewler_twin: What an aggressive bite. #ouch @amandaabbud @AnnaGraceK2 @sarahcat_93 http://t.co/nLYzjhRdWed, 30 May 2012 01:51:58

the_kewler_twin: “@amandaabbud: It sickens me a little to have to set my alarm for so early.. #summer #soccerproblems 😣👎⚽” don't get me started... 😭Tue, 29 May 2012 04:46:44

the_kewler_twin: “@ToDoThisSummer: Try everything on the Starbucks menu once.” *sno island @lovecandycane7 @Lib2O13 @AnnaGraceK2Tue, 29 May 2012 03:50:02

the_kewler_twin: @Lib2O13 but are you a superfan?? 😉 #beezly #johnsonTue, 29 May 2012 03:30:49

the_kewler_twin: *only 3 candles left* "I like how you put the candles as 21 in binary." -conor Ummm yeah that was intentional..Tue, 29 May 2012 00:40:21

the_kewler_twin: RT @MRBeard3: My love for Diet Coke is unreal!Mon, 28 May 2012 22:56:14

the_kewler_twin: I think my mom thinks its labor day because this list is redic! http://t.co/R8F702JSMon, 28 May 2012 19:41:40

the_kewler_twin: My gurl's always keepin her eyes on meh even when in werkin outside 😊 http://t.co/pPjywMqvMon, 28 May 2012 18:29:38

the_kewler_twin: RT @pushinghoops: Jennifer Lawrence is the post economic crisis Hayden PanettiereMon, 28 May 2012 02:12:41

the_kewler_twin: Riverfest fireworks! ✨...the random woman makes this picture haha http://t.co/meps7rQiMon, 28 May 2012 02:11:37

the_kewler_twin: Tonight was the two year anniversary of the lost finale... 😨😭😥😣💔 Why must all good things come to an end?Sun, 27 May 2012 06:16:17

the_kewler_twin: @SoccerGrlProbs direct elbow to humerus contact. Let's just say it was not humorous. #painful http://t.co/IL6ocmHFSat, 26 May 2012 21:33:09

the_kewler_twin: Jin and Sun finally reunited 😭 Gets me every time! #lost http://t.co/a5AqJt0DFri, 25 May 2012 04:22:58

the_kewler_twin: @brifern3 I ain't got this big head for nothin! It's fulla brains n junkFri, 25 May 2012 04:19:33

the_kewler_twin: @brifern3 #touché OOHHHHH! I get it now! You put the word "conor" into a word that sounded the same in order to create a humorous statement!Fri, 25 May 2012 04:10:25

the_kewler_twin: @brifern3 I think your phone autocorrected honored to "conored". It's okay though, common mistake. 😉Fri, 25 May 2012 04:06:43