Recent Tweets from Paul Colyer (PaulColyer)

PaulColyer: -----> is listening to Groovin' by Fattburger on MOG. @mogdotcom http://t.co/WMDvngKwFri, 01 Jun 2012 23:51:30

PaulColyer: How many times have you had this conversation You: "Mom, make me some food?" Mom: "Get it yourself." You: "Nevermind, I'm not hungry."Fri, 01 Jun 2012 23:35:02

PaulColyer: Best job ever, selling placebos out of the trunk of car.Thu, 31 May 2012 21:36:12

PaulColyer: Let's follow cigarette packages and paint pictures of people who died in auto accidents while texting & driving on sides of cars.Thu, 31 May 2012 21:28:10

PaulColyer: Is it only me that has noticed rising gas prices have always followed rising cigarette prices.Thu, 31 May 2012 21:25:37

PaulColyer: I'm cleaning up my closet, who wants out?Thu, 31 May 2012 21:16:12

PaulColyer: Department of Justice vs Barry Bonds, Ryan Braun & Roger Clemens; Federal dollars at work protecting innocent citizens from heinous crime.Thu, 31 May 2012 21:14:10

PaulColyer: Pressure turns lemons into lemonade, Pau Gasol into a Pussycat Doll and Kobe into the Maumba.Thu, 31 May 2012 20:55:29

PaulColyer: Government spent a lot of money on John Edwards trial. Think instead of all those starving children they could have fed with same dollars.Thu, 31 May 2012 20:48:28

PaulColyer: @Alyssa_Milano Always thought women preferred 'bad' guys! No?Thu, 31 May 2012 18:48:58

PaulColyer: RT @TheDailyLove: Don't do something to please someone else if you let yourself down in the processs... Be true to you. #TDLThu, 31 May 2012 01:37:56

PaulColyer: The Mother Road? Anyone?Wed, 30 May 2012 15:21:43

PaulColyer: RT @JeffBaskinFOX16: Stronger storms possible for parts of Arkansas late tonight and again on Thursday http://t.co/sR94NhDw #ARwxWed, 30 May 2012 15:16:36

PaulColyer: Amen...RT @Lizzs_Lockeroom: "When you feel like God is doing nothing, that's probably when He is doing the most"Wed, 30 May 2012 12:50:24

PaulColyer: RT @Lizzs_Lockeroom: Morning Twitters! Thank God for another day! "Hope means holding onto Jesus. Grace means Jesus is holding you too"Wed, 30 May 2012 12:39:25

PaulColyer: RT @JeffBaskinFOX16: 2 PM Temps...low to mid 90s state-wide. only 3 degrees from the record high in Little Rock http://t.co/pBFUeBfT #ARwx #Hot #SummerMon, 28 May 2012 19:42:02

PaulColyer: Never ever aim too high or too low; lead your target to where you want to go.Fri, 25 May 2012 22:25:11

PaulColyer: RT @FactBoook 'Bakon Vodka' is the name of a company that actually make bacon flavored vodka.Fri, 25 May 2012 22:23:13

PaulColyer: Your Memorial Day weekend is about to start. Please everyone, have a happy and safe Memorial Day weekend and Holiday.Fri, 25 May 2012 22:17:55

PaulColyer: RT @Saintly_Life: You are where God wants you to be at this very moment. Every experience is part of His divine plan.Fri, 25 May 2012 19:39:07

PaulColyer: RT Breaking: Suspect in killing of Etan Patz in 1979 is arrested, NYC police commissioner says. Our updated story: http://t.co/nAcvZM1eThu, 24 May 2012 23:59:34

PaulColyer: Can U think? RT @WhatTheFFacts: You remain conscious for 25 seconds after you're decapitated & you can see and blink during these 25 secondsThu, 24 May 2012 23:57:20

PaulColyer: Huh, for real? RT @FactBoook: Victoria's Secret told model Kate Upton, She was too fat to be on the runway.Thu, 24 May 2012 23:55:05

PaulColyer: Etan Patz lived on 113 Prince Street. The bodega Pedro Hernandez worked at was on 448 West Broadway. 443 feet may have changed everything.Thu, 24 May 2012 23:50:36

PaulColyer: @jemelehill oh...did i not mention my name is tom foolery?Thu, 24 May 2012 23:49:48

PaulColyer: @laurawalker86 My friend hunts Zombies with his Saiga. Shall I refer him? lolThu, 24 May 2012 23:47:25

PaulColyer: And no one would buy them...see? RT @ManWTFacts: If Apple's iPad 3 were made by US workers, they would retail for more than $10,000.Thu, 24 May 2012 23:45:41

PaulColyer: RT @JeffBaskinFOX16: Spring turns dry, higher fire danger and developing drought conditions in Arkansas http://t.co/s6zkti7C #ARwxThu, 24 May 2012 14:54:34