Recent Tweets from Billy Suratt (surattb)

surattb: The Rambo 2 screenplay was written by Sylvester Stallone & James Cameron. Never realized that.Thu, 31 May 2012 14:03:34

surattb: Uploading 187 photos takes entirely too long. #photographyThu, 31 May 2012 00:11:39

surattb: "It is recommended that you select questions with answers that you know and do not change over time." Try LISTING some. #FAILThu, 31 May 2012 00:01:51

surattb: I wonder if spilling a cup of sweet tea inside a Macbook has any effect on its resale value? #facepalmTue, 29 May 2012 15:51:59

surattb: Quote Of The Day (early edition): Me: "Only 2 more games left?" @BennettForce: "#Tball is a short, fast & furious season."Tue, 29 May 2012 13:37:27

surattb: At least my IGA record is safe. RT @prncs042: I just ousted @surattb as the mayor of Key Twin Cinema on @foursquare! http://t.co/8Puj4grQTue, 29 May 2012 12:25:03

surattb: I seem to be the only one who didn't watch Hatfields & McCoys last night. Did Sam Waterston reprise his Law & Order character?Tue, 29 May 2012 09:25:06

surattb: Hungry as a hippo. Off in search of marbles.Tue, 29 May 2012 04:39:32

surattb: Overheard from neighborhood kid: "I don't know you, so I'm not gonna hit you. Yet."Tue, 29 May 2012 04:37:08

surattb: Just finished uploading a Memorial Day family portrait session. #WhoGotNext? http://t.co/kad1JdOM #photographyTue, 29 May 2012 02:31:04

surattb: Just joined @M_Mayhem! Photogs and models: Connect with me on Model Mayhem at http://t.co/H7AzMWPS #photography #photojournalismMon, 28 May 2012 14:02:11

surattb: Happy Memorial Day!Mon, 28 May 2012 12:25:09

surattb: @thepatrickf: I thought about grilling the beans to be more festive. I hear they don't burn that way. Also, fish don't fry in the kitchen.Sun, 27 May 2012 23:44:57

surattb: Art would be a lot easier if it didn't require thinking.Sun, 27 May 2012 23:19:04

surattb: Really not sure which I hate more: typography or yard work.Sun, 27 May 2012 19:17:09

surattb: Fixing some pinto beans without washing and soaking them first. I live in the fastlane.Sun, 27 May 2012 18:18:39

surattb: #DescribeObamaInThreeWords: Better than Hoover.Sun, 27 May 2012 15:04:14

surattb: Confession: Typography sometimes makes me want to kill myself.Sun, 27 May 2012 15:01:46

surattb: In technical terms, @UniversityOfKy fans actually bleed PMS286. #bbn #nerdytweetsSun, 27 May 2012 15:00:51

surattb: I wish Facebook was a computer so I could reboot it.Sat, 26 May 2012 09:16:53

surattb: I love shooting RAW. Wish it were practical for my everyday workflow. #photographySat, 26 May 2012 08:22:42

surattb: Sketti and The Breakfast Club. Yeah, like YOUR night's any more exciting. #partylikeajournalistSat, 26 May 2012 06:59:14

surattb: And for my next trick, I shall attempt to make ice cubes from scratch. #GhettoGourmetSat, 26 May 2012 06:30:28

surattb: It turns out today is actually Saturday instead of Friday. #ThankYouJesusSat, 26 May 2012 06:05:02

surattb: #ThingsThatInspireMe: @DalaiLama, @RedHuber, @CynthiaSparksKY, @JoeMcNallyPhoto, @RobertSeale. Not necessarily in that order.Sat, 26 May 2012 06:04:12

surattb: Quote Of The Day: "They're supposed to be two people in love. It's not a heavyweight title fight."Sat, 26 May 2012 04:36:13

surattb: #WhatNotToTextYourPastor: "I think we should see other people."Sat, 26 May 2012 04:35:26

surattb: #WhatNotToTextYourPastor: "R we havin church this Sunday?"Sat, 26 May 2012 04:34:33

surattb: #WhatNotToTextYourPastor: "Can you come bail me out of jail? I don't want my wife to know."Sat, 26 May 2012 04:33:21

surattb: #WhatNotToTextYourPastor: "Sorry about the tithe this week, but I drank most of my paycheck."Sat, 26 May 2012 04:32:11