Recent Tweets from Cynical McBastard (mrmcbastard)

mrmcbastard: I'm drunk, eating a chimichanga, and watching cartoons while a book club is happening in the background. I'm never going to grow up, am I?Sat, 02 Jun 2012 04:47:17

mrmcbastard: If you were planning to see MIB 3, save your money. It's not Spiderman 3 bad, but it definitely suffers from sequelitis. Wait for Netflix.Fri, 01 Jun 2012 04:15:09

mrmcbastard: OH pearl of wisdom from my boss to our salesman: "I'm not telling you to lie, just don't tell the whole truth." #moralsAreForPussiesThu, 31 May 2012 15:42:22

mrmcbastard: @nicopolitan Sorry, bad phrasing. I wish that Python had been the first language I'd learned. It is currently my favorite to code in!Thu, 31 May 2012 00:32:11

mrmcbastard: @nicopolitan Yeah! I wish I'd learned to program in Python.Thu, 31 May 2012 00:28:41

mrmcbastard: The low-calorie Gatorade tastes so much better than the regular.Wed, 30 May 2012 21:40:44

mrmcbastard: "If I would have known all I know now, I still wouldn't put it down. If I would have seen who I would be, I wouldn't recognize me."Wed, 30 May 2012 16:58:59

mrmcbastard: @danieltosh Basketball is the new soccer.Tue, 29 May 2012 20:48:13

mrmcbastard: Yay for backpedalling! @neilhimself @videodrew http://t.co/BSCXTMuRTue, 29 May 2012 18:35:31

mrmcbastard: An embarrassing example of completely missing the point (and failing to correctly count to two): http://t.co/8XtselNrTue, 29 May 2012 16:35:39

mrmcbastard: I'm at my vacation home in Grayslake, heading to my boat house.Sat, 26 May 2012 13:40:20

mrmcbastard: "With Cheetos brand puffs snacks, eat 13 - that's just the right amount for fun to the max!"Sat, 26 May 2012 03:32:05

mrmcbastard: RT @baratunde: Is that little girl still whipping her hair back and forth?Fri, 25 May 2012 20:20:09

mrmcbastard: I stepped on a bloody paper towel in my bathroom, then a diseased baby grabbed me on the bus. I swear, if I die of African armpit herpes...Fri, 25 May 2012 17:03:19

mrmcbastard: @hodapp Wrist wraps always make me feel like a badass!Thu, 24 May 2012 16:36:38