Recent Tweets from Ethan Lee Kestner (Mr_two1st_names)

Mr_two1st_names: Holy smoke everybody first time seeing @Marconcini20 in awhile and he has a full beard #wheredidthetimesgoSat, 02 Jun 2012 22:46:00

Mr_two1st_names: Nice to know my boy @Marconcini20 gets out of jail to chill with me tonight #SoundsGameSat, 02 Jun 2012 21:32:17

Mr_two1st_names: I got all the time in the world to sleep when I die #neversleepSat, 02 Jun 2012 06:55:42

Mr_two1st_names: Most girls say they want a "good guy", but when they meet him they keep him in the friend zone, chase after jerks, and end up heartbroken.Fri, 01 Jun 2012 23:00:55

Mr_two1st_names: Met a big time casting director today that wants to start doing a lot of work with me #PrayerDoesWork #ChasingMyDreamsFri, 01 Jun 2012 21:16:27

Mr_two1st_names: If you like to make love while listening to music, always choose a live album. That way you’ll get an applause every 3 to 4 minutes.Fri, 01 Jun 2012 18:22:32

Mr_two1st_names: The fact that it would be okay to wear a light jacket today in June and not be hot is not acceptableFri, 01 Jun 2012 17:15:49

Mr_two1st_names: @blakeshelton you are the man!!Fri, 01 Jun 2012 14:58:24

Mr_two1st_names: "I'm so drunk I walked into an airport with my pants down and said this is my only carry on but i could use a hand"Fri, 01 Jun 2012 04:26:15

Mr_two1st_names: Hitting a big trash can at 45 mph on a wet road <<< #holyshitFri, 01 Jun 2012 02:10:24

Mr_two1st_names: "@mmGaybook: Logan "I just want the meat" hellfire"Fri, 01 Jun 2012 00:55:06

Mr_two1st_names: Twin Peaks be ratchetFri, 01 Jun 2012 00:28:32

Mr_two1st_names: Twin Peaks, come nowFri, 01 Jun 2012 00:17:13

Mr_two1st_names: "I wish there was a "Nut Hut" like a Twin Peaks but with guys as waiters in speedo's" - @loganhellfireThu, 31 May 2012 23:08:05

Mr_two1st_names: "Not leaving this earth without my name being remembered for something great"Thu, 31 May 2012 21:13:00

Mr_two1st_names: @sisi_anderson and thats why your helping me 😊Thu, 31 May 2012 18:26:33

Mr_two1st_names: Some things fall out of place so others can fall into placeThu, 31 May 2012 17:06:17

Mr_two1st_names: Happy birthday @jrbutler23 have a good one manThu, 31 May 2012 16:25:43

Mr_two1st_names: I love @mncochie more than anyone in the world 😘💗Thu, 31 May 2012 02:40:50

Mr_two1st_names: I love @sisi_anderson so damn muchThu, 31 May 2012 01:27:51

Mr_two1st_names: June 22 is the date people spread the word..Wed, 30 May 2012 22:54:00

Mr_two1st_names: About to be a great day! @JoeyBarnes33 @BLeitten21 @loganhellfire @gilroy08Wed, 30 May 2012 20:16:40

Mr_two1st_names: Who wants to go job huntingWed, 30 May 2012 16:23:43

Mr_two1st_names: Postponed.. This is why it is important to find rides peopleWed, 30 May 2012 15:22:31

Mr_two1st_names: RT @MensHumor: Everything is so much funnier when you're not allowed to laugh.Wed, 30 May 2012 14:50:45