Recent Tweets from Shakira (mythical_erin)

I plan to make a time machine and go back to the 80's. I fuck things up constantly. I dumped adele and she made an album about me.

Followers: 275    Location: cumbria    URL: http://mythicalerin.tumblr.com/

mythical_erin: @fayeyoufagg0t_ can't work this phone but just come up whenever you want xxSat, 02 Jun 2012 09:29:39

mythical_erin: Someone tweet me Faye @ pleaseSat, 02 Jun 2012 09:14:15

mythical_erin: @sh1pwrecked thank you xFri, 01 Jun 2012 16:27:17

mythical_erin: The worst part of it is the person doing it knows personal things about me so its obviously someone who I've trusted, which makes me sickFri, 01 Jun 2012 16:21:46

mythical_erin: @princessvagina ugh no I'm not but thanks MaddieFri, 01 Jun 2012 16:19:49

mythical_erin: @princessvagina he doesn't! And mmFri, 01 Jun 2012 16:17:32

mythical_erin: @Vajazzzle they've already won tbhFri, 01 Jun 2012 16:14:33

mythical_erin: @faamehookerr UGH WHATFri, 01 Jun 2012 16:12:31

mythical_erin: Deleting tumblr and twitter because the question I just got asked has hurt me so much I don't feel I even want to be on the internet anymoreFri, 01 Jun 2012 16:03:04

mythical_erin: yes midsommer murders has started again!!!Fri, 01 Jun 2012 15:18:17

mythical_erin: My dad is 20 minutes late ffsFri, 01 Jun 2012 14:47:25

mythical_erin: @AbbiAnarchy thank you xFri, 01 Jun 2012 14:38:15

mythical_erin: I love silently judging everyone on non uniform daysFri, 01 Jun 2012 07:22:12

mythical_erin: People from st Bernards are walking around in just shorts, are they aware of the temperature or?Fri, 01 Jun 2012 07:18:04

mythical_erin: I'm actually really surprised I haven't been beat up yetFri, 01 Jun 2012 07:16:21

mythical_erin: I love when you think your music is on the loudest but you try turn it up more anyway and it isn't yeyFri, 01 Jun 2012 07:15:49

mythical_erin: We never get non uniform daysFri, 01 Jun 2012 07:14:17

mythical_erin: Cringe at everyone in union jack clothes, it looks so stupidFri, 01 Jun 2012 07:13:28

mythical_erin: I don't like people that smell of washing up liquidFri, 01 Jun 2012 07:13:07

mythical_erin: I feel sick every morning but I'm not pregnantFri, 01 Jun 2012 07:08:13

mythical_erin: I'm walking like a tin man because I can't bend my legs ffs ouchFri, 01 Jun 2012 07:06:34

mythical_erin: No one understands my phobia of spiders, I'm not being pathetic I'm genuinely terrified ffsFri, 01 Jun 2012 07:02:48

mythical_erin: @peskymusic dmFri, 01 Jun 2012 06:58:21

mythical_erin: Its funny how the people that said 'I will always be here for you, aways' forgot about meFri, 01 Jun 2012 06:46:35

mythical_erin: It makes me sad more people aren't coming to leeds on the 10th, seriously go go goFri, 01 Jun 2012 06:13:01