Recent Tweets from Dillan Patel (Armadillan01)

Armadillan01: @Queen_UK "you'll always find one in the Palace at parties"Sun, 03 Jun 2012 13:03:41

Armadillan01: @chellsmell awww thank you :) probs not with my balls though.Sun, 03 Jun 2012 13:02:46

Armadillan01: must not let the Jubilee overshadow my birthday. Let's face it though, no one is going to buy bunting with pictures of me on it #ifonlySun, 03 Jun 2012 12:19:57

Armadillan01: tried making katsu chicken curry last night...it did not go well.Sun, 03 Jun 2012 12:14:50

Armadillan01: RT @JustCallMeElo_: If anyone loves me, I would love the Friends boxset, or the Full house boxset.Sat, 02 Jun 2012 16:36:17

Armadillan01: RT @MollyHulkHogan: Why oh why am I growing up. I was supposed to be kidnapped by fairies who would reveal that I was their long lost Queen around 4 years ago.Fri, 01 Jun 2012 21:56:40

Armadillan01: RT @jbobsquarepants: Keep seeing monkey stickers everywhere I look! #distractingFri, 01 Jun 2012 12:34:53

Armadillan01: "say Brain, what do you want to do tonight?" "well Pinky, the same thing we do every night, try to take over the world!"Thu, 31 May 2012 20:25:40

Armadillan01: 4 weeks till I'm outta hereThu, 31 May 2012 18:44:25

Armadillan01: RT @JoshSnelders: A week till I'm 18, oooooyyyyaaaaaaThu, 31 May 2012 15:16:16

Armadillan01: RT @jbobsquarepants: Damn you humans for being soo complicated and making biology so hard!Thu, 31 May 2012 12:32:13

Armadillan01: RT @SophieMWhite: a jar of mayo is 4,000calories, does that shock anyone else?!Wed, 30 May 2012 19:44:03

Armadillan01: why do public footpaths go through cow fields? I swear they were all staring at me and almost stampeded towards me #silenceofthecowsWed, 30 May 2012 13:34:42

Armadillan01: There are also two Congos: The Repulic of Congo and the Democratic Republic of Congo.Tue, 29 May 2012 19:45:54

Armadillan01: Taiwan's official name is the Republic of China. The China that we all know is called the People's Republic of China. #DillansdailyfactTue, 29 May 2012 19:44:03

Armadillan01: bags fo' lyfe <---- how to be environmentally friendly and still be gangsta.Tue, 29 May 2012 16:32:49

Armadillan01: RT @Queen_UK: For the avoidance of doubt, there is no such thing as 'American English'. There is the English language and there are mistakes.Tue, 29 May 2012 11:42:38

Armadillan01: Actually falling in love with Loreen's Euphoria. Been in my head since EurovisionMon, 28 May 2012 20:05:02

Armadillan01: I thought I'd do a translation excercise in French, and I was feeling pretty confident about my answers. I got 2 out of 10 right. #failMon, 28 May 2012 12:02:01

Armadillan01: RT @qikipedia: Engelbert Humperdinck is older than at least 20 of the countries that entered this year's Eurovision.Mon, 28 May 2012 11:15:59

Armadillan01: RT @EllCampbell: No lie my neighbours need to stop playin dis indian music. Have mercy on my ears for vishnu's sakeSun, 27 May 2012 22:21:00

Armadillan01: so I try to be nice and open a window to let a wasp escape, instead it flies into a lamp, burns itself and dies #idiotSun, 27 May 2012 22:19:40

Armadillan01: gone for a hike round the fields of Hamilton and discovered a quite nice stream. Legs are stung by nettles though.Sun, 27 May 2012 16:58:00

Armadillan01: RT @JustCallMeElo_: Wish I lived near my friendsSun, 27 May 2012 11:47:16

Armadillan01: RT @Queen_UK: Text from Angela Merkel: "Please tell me I'm not paying for this" #eurovisionSat, 26 May 2012 22:18:42

Armadillan01: RT @Queen_UK: Ok people, get voting for Greece. If only for the look on the faces of European central bankers. #eurovisionSat, 26 May 2012 21:11:12

Armadillan01: wow, Azerbaijan is a beautiful country!Sat, 26 May 2012 21:10:45

Armadillan01: Oh my dog I hate having mood swings.Sat, 26 May 2012 17:19:34