Recent Tweets from Tom Harris (tomarris)

tomarris: Dirk Kuyt leaves Liverpool amid fears he'll be called up to the England squad.Sun, 03 Jun 2012 14:31:53

tomarris: @Mitch_Hall what happens when the liverpool players start getting injured? Does Woy start picking from the reserves?Sun, 03 Jun 2012 14:30:39

tomarris: #EnglishPlayersBetterThanKelly #EnglishPlayersBetterThanKelly #EnglishPlayersBetterThanKelly #EnglishPlayersBetterThanKellySun, 03 Jun 2012 14:29:33

tomarris: @Fourth_Official #EnglishPlayersBetterThanKelly get it trending.Sun, 03 Jun 2012 14:29:07

tomarris: #EnglishPlayersBetterThanKelly Titus Bramble.Sun, 03 Jun 2012 14:28:08

tomarris: RT @Mitch_Hall: @tomarris waiting for Parker to get injured and Jonjo Shelvey will get a call-up. . .Sun, 03 Jun 2012 14:26:45

tomarris: @DanRainbow go homemade or just go home.Sun, 03 Jun 2012 14:26:16

tomarris: @DanRainbow if jesus was around today, he'd be the guy at the gym in the homemade vest.Sun, 03 Jun 2012 14:24:26

tomarris: Roy Hodgson knows Liverpool isnt the only English team right? Martin Kelly another inadequate replacement. #HideKellysPassportSun, 03 Jun 2012 14:19:26

tomarris: Why do religious people hate gays so much? They spend their day praying to a guy who had only male 'friends' and great abs.Sun, 03 Jun 2012 14:17:28

tomarris: Martin Kelly is a world class defender... If the world consisted of just Martin Kelly.Sun, 03 Jun 2012 14:09:55

tomarris: If I killed the queen now would that mean I become king? Like in the olden days.Sun, 03 Jun 2012 14:08:52

tomarris: @JoshKenney_ the ending is.Sun, 03 Jun 2012 11:37:12

tomarris: LOVE CHEESE. HATE PAEDOPHILES.Sun, 03 Jun 2012 00:57:47

tomarris: @Alex_H92 @jblackwell92 im not hoping for miracles but i hope i enjoy it. Sick of going to the cinema and being let down.Sun, 03 Jun 2012 00:56:46

tomarris: @JimmyLafferty i know your track record for unlucky accidents. Ill pass thank you and goodnight.Sun, 03 Jun 2012 00:13:43

tomarris: @JimmyLafferty not insured, not interested.Sun, 03 Jun 2012 00:12:17

tomarris: What comes after this, momentary bliss.Sun, 03 Jun 2012 00:08:54

tomarris: @Alex_H92 @cockneypaul65 @sebjharrington im down for that!Sun, 03 Jun 2012 00:00:39

tomarris: @Alex_H92 sweet. Nah i need to see it, have you?Sat, 02 Jun 2012 23:58:06

tomarris: @JessLunt that is literally the funniest thing ever! Shes says "this is my last text now..." about 20 times. #psychoSat, 02 Jun 2012 23:57:42

tomarris: @Felicityholder 5? At least 10 haha. My favourite was telling Francesca to "go die"Sat, 02 Jun 2012 23:54:56

tomarris: 99% of people are just the worst. Someone should get an ark on the go again. *pages God*Sat, 02 Jun 2012 23:53:02

tomarris: @Felicityholder you know it... (in dreadful american accent) ;)Sat, 02 Jun 2012 23:49:57

tomarris: @Alex_H92 The book is gonna be 986 pages long! #epicfinaleSat, 02 Jun 2012 23:47:01

tomarris: Bollockpoint PenSat, 02 Jun 2012 23:32:32

tomarris: "Did you hear about Dave? He was in a car crash and died." "oh my god is he okay?" "...no he died." @FelicityholderSat, 02 Jun 2012 23:27:31