Recent Tweets from Jake (TheSecretJake)

TheSecretJake: Oops - seems it's my time of the month. Must be a full moon ¬_¬ #KeepAwaySat, 02 Jun 2012 20:06:14

TheSecretJake: @Dom_Stark @OfficialTimmy Such a classy bird, Dominique!Sat, 02 Jun 2012 20:03:46

TheSecretJake: @Spamow If you take hashtags seriously, then more fool youSat, 02 Jun 2012 19:53:57

TheSecretJake: @Spamow Simply having a view on something isn't pious.Sat, 02 Jun 2012 19:52:03

TheSecretJake: Ugh. Recreational drugs are one of the many reasons I'm repulsed by the gay scene. #GaysAgainstFagsSat, 02 Jun 2012 19:46:14

TheSecretJake: @Will_Hoe You're such a wind-up merchant :')Sat, 02 Jun 2012 14:23:21

TheSecretJake: @PME200 It's either that, or a campaign of (neighbourly) sabotage!Sat, 02 Jun 2012 14:21:58

TheSecretJake: #nowplaying Kelis & Ce-Lo Green - Lil Star <3Sat, 02 Jun 2012 14:15:56

TheSecretJake: @PME200 Step it up, Peter! Paint your entire house into a Union flag! :DSat, 02 Jun 2012 14:13:30

TheSecretJake: "To lose the monarchy now, would be an act of cultural and historical vandalism." << Pretty much sums up my view ^_^Sat, 02 Jun 2012 14:09:43

TheSecretJake: The frame of the Queen after she'd found out she was now monarch is so incredibly poignant and profound! http://t.co/YjCfK5k8Sat, 02 Jun 2012 14:02:56

TheSecretJake: Tummy's rumbling. Someone bring me some bacon, wrapped in bacon, with a sprinkling of bacon, sandwiched between some bacon :D #baconSat, 02 Jun 2012 10:34:13

TheSecretJake: RT @3LineWhippet: Now we're back in recession, shouldn't it be the Diamante Jubilee instead?Sat, 02 Jun 2012 10:07:29

TheSecretJake: @LewisBuxton You saying that is like offering a cupcake at a weightwatchers meeting - you'll be mobbed :PFri, 01 Jun 2012 22:50:00

TheSecretJake: @LewisOutten Closet?! You should be out and proud! My heroes always tend to be strong, independent women ^_^Fri, 01 Jun 2012 22:39:14

TheSecretJake: @StopColin You're a very special little boy *pats head* =]Fri, 01 Jun 2012 22:28:26

TheSecretJake: RT @LewisOutten: @TheSecretJake I don't trust women in general - they bleed for like a week every month and don't die. :')Fri, 01 Jun 2012 22:22:11

TheSecretJake: @oneofthosefaces It's the terrorists - they're winning =[Fri, 01 Jun 2012 22:19:44

TheSecretJake: @LewisOutten Need to get me some of that! :D #FiremanFetishFri, 01 Jun 2012 22:14:03

TheSecretJake: I always have so much to say about relationships - you'd think I was an expert! #IvoryTowerFri, 01 Jun 2012 21:47:57

TheSecretJake: @TeamPangloss @AlexHackett Ugh, you're just the worst human being imaginable! Raise my hopes... *mumbles* ¬_¬ #WorseThanHitlerFri, 01 Jun 2012 21:34:42

TheSecretJake: @Will_Hoe Well of COURSE it is - it's cuntacular!Fri, 01 Jun 2012 19:46:07

TheSecretJake: @Jason_JRF Madge's tour has just kicked off, and the other Queen is playing the biggest gig of hers so far - how have you not exploded yet!?Fri, 01 Jun 2012 19:44:36

TheSecretJake: It's Friday. It's a long weekend. It's FABULOUS! *strips*Fri, 01 Jun 2012 19:07:14

TheSecretJake: Boys who are well aware of how hot they are, instantly become unattractive. #ItsTheLawFri, 01 Jun 2012 18:56:46