Recent Tweets from Alex M. (chef_420)

chef_420: I'm thirsty for a 🍺Sat, 02 Jun 2012 06:16:36

chef_420: RT @WonkaTweets: Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.Sat, 02 Jun 2012 00:25:22

chef_420: Having a pool in the summer >>>Fri, 01 Jun 2012 21:34:06

chef_420: RT @free: Free doughnut of any variety at Krispy Kreme today. http://t.co/hUcDlTTz [No coupon needed; at participating locations]Fri, 01 Jun 2012 18:11:45

chef_420: Thats what im sayin RT @TonySarks: @chef_420 bro let me come over and drink one lmaoFri, 01 Jun 2012 09:08:37

chef_420: Just got two 40's @TonySarksFri, 01 Jun 2012 08:58:17

chef_420: RT @free: Free doughnut of any variety at Krispy Kreme tomorrow. http://t.co/nKriIuMr [No coupon needed; at participating locations]Fri, 01 Jun 2012 01:09:21

chef_420: Need to sleep NOW so i can get 6.5 hours of sleep and enjoy 15 hours of work tomorrow. 😁Thu, 31 May 2012 05:58:05

chef_420: RT @bookoflaughs: I live for the nights that I can't remember with the people I won't forget.Thu, 31 May 2012 04:38:36

chef_420: RT @XSTROLOGY: I am a #Cancer because I enjoy smoking weed. It let's me be at a higher level of dreaminess.Thu, 31 May 2012 03:14:51

chef_420: RT @Wanderingtradr: Iceland to adopt the Canadian Dollar? http://t.co/5nk8VbPQWed, 30 May 2012 20:28:39

chef_420: @K3LL5 summer starts June 21st. FYI, spring kidWed, 30 May 2012 19:44:50

chef_420: @K3LL5 it's the way you pick stuff upWed, 30 May 2012 19:43:43

chef_420: RT @DayGO8: Nowadays people know the price of everything and the value of nothing!Wed, 30 May 2012 19:38:02

chef_420: RT @kiiimaaay: If you use a fork to eat sushi, you shouldn't even be eating it.Wed, 30 May 2012 00:26:29

chef_420: Ran face first into a pole, got punched in the face, chipped a lil bit of my tooth. I'd say Memorial Day weekend was a HUGE success.Tue, 29 May 2012 23:16:07

chef_420: Need a job with an American company? Better move to India or the PhilippinesTue, 29 May 2012 19:20:55

chef_420: RT @WeedHumor: Always take your driver’s license pic STONED, so when you get pulled over, the cop will think you always look like that.Tue, 29 May 2012 19:17:33

chef_420: I have a dog and a snake and it seems like they're always trying to escapeTue, 29 May 2012 18:45:36

chef_420: RT @kiiimaaay: Shut up & go to sleep alreadyTue, 29 May 2012 10:25:54

chef_420: RT @NEEEENiE: Thought of the day- Can't stand liars.Tue, 29 May 2012 10:25:48

chef_420: Colorado St #bridge AKA Arroyo Seco Bridge AKA #suicide bridge. #pasadena #california http://t.co/PuOk1oFdMon, 28 May 2012 22:54:16

chef_420: RT @WeedHumor: Why drink and drive when you can smoke and flyMon, 28 May 2012 21:25:00

chef_420: RT @XSTROLOGY: If a #Cancer you were close with no longer speaks to you, they are now married or you seriously, seriously wronged them.Sun, 27 May 2012 18:14:18

chef_420: RT @WonkaTweets: Our generation doesn’t knock on doors. We will call or text to let you know we’re outside.Sun, 27 May 2012 16:16:27

chef_420: http://t.co/nbIAHgw6Sun, 27 May 2012 02:00:06

chef_420: RT @WeedHumor: Dear Rappers, Please stop putting police sirens in your songs. Sincerely, one paranoid stoner.Sat, 26 May 2012 21:41:35