Recent Tweets from samora™ (samo_mk)

samo_mk: @thepanicfix man me I've stopped drinking...at least till tonightSat, 02 Jun 2012 10:54:12

samo_mk: @sir_darius28 @joes_fyn http://t.co/9nUZwWjaFri, 01 Jun 2012 14:03:56

samo_mk: Egyo enumber nendya RT "@karo_05: #np Anything goes - CNN, Lexus, Wayne Wonder #FridayPlaylist"Fri, 01 Jun 2012 08:24:32

samo_mk: RT @GhettoUberfacts: A FOOTBALL MATCH in Lagos had to be abandoned after a red card was shown and 10,000 Nigerians ran on the pitch thinking it was a UK PassportFri, 01 Jun 2012 06:02:20

samo_mk: @ishtank run to sanyu fm like nowwwww!!!Fri, 01 Jun 2012 05:46:44

samo_mk: @mizzZeri man apparently they r in mini skirts handing out flyers to p'pleThu, 31 May 2012 13:16:13

samo_mk: So r those #UTL chiks still in the city?Thu, 31 May 2012 12:59:37

samo_mk: This chik puts down her phone to tell me I'm addicted to mine, then picks up hers againThu, 31 May 2012 08:28:19

samo_mk: So I leave the city for just one hour and #UTL decides to parade young gals in mini skirts???Thu, 31 May 2012 08:20:42

samo_mk: @sir_darius28 hahaha r u also busting urs on the side?Thu, 31 May 2012 07:46:41

samo_mk: @mutimastrong a crate of bell per week and I teach youThu, 31 May 2012 07:45:44

samo_mk: @wulululu @ant1_gr8 apparently there's field work today for me(90kms outside kla) after yesto's madnessThu, 31 May 2012 07:15:19

samo_mk: RT @mutimastrong: I think these JayZ guys sing about new york coz they've never been to Kampala #TeamUGThu, 31 May 2012 07:10:26

samo_mk: @wulululu hahaha but 'it was an honest mistake' lol gudnytWed, 30 May 2012 00:21:45

samo_mk: @sbadnose lol nanye banshobera...now like when Tom comes back from Fort he'll be a summer with mob dime hahahaTue, 29 May 2012 23:50:58

samo_mk: RT @Chrischarito_: #HowToBeASummerInUG in the middle of a phone conversation loudly remark "banange how do you guys handle this teyrrible neitwork!"Tue, 29 May 2012 23:33:20

samo_mk: #HowToBeASummerInUg asking "natives" who bebe cool is and what he does for a living, aftr having attended all his launches in vacTue, 29 May 2012 23:24:07

samo_mk: #HowToBeASummerInUg telling guys to meet u on the corner of 1st and wankulukuku streetTue, 29 May 2012 23:07:52

samo_mk: Thank God for days off!! Relaxation justTue, 29 May 2012 10:18:42

samo_mk: #BeforeHazardDecides torres will win the golden bootMon, 28 May 2012 21:18:57

samo_mk: Haha its in the feet RT "@kazyshi25: According to @Miss_A_Mugumz the hepatic portal vein is in the hip. Smh!"Mon, 28 May 2012 19:44:56

samo_mk: S/O to this guy holding up the queue to withdraw 20 bobMon, 28 May 2012 10:33:32

samo_mk: RT @itsWillyFerrell: Think of a number between 0 and 100. Add 14 to it. Multiply by 2. Subtract 6. Now close your eyes. It's dark, isn't it?Mon, 28 May 2012 10:25:58

samo_mk: @KakuruE @mutimastrong LMAO u two guys need JesusMon, 28 May 2012 06:15:35

samo_mk: RT "@Kakazi: Tis a great feeling to be well rested on a Monday morning!! Bring it on week...☺"Mon, 28 May 2012 06:14:05

samo_mk: RT @ImTracyMorgan: Dear Girls, if a guy pauses a video game to text you back, marry him please...Mon, 28 May 2012 06:13:17