Recent Tweets from Jimmie Whisman (YimmietheTulip)

YimmietheTulip: Either way... I will be there, You hairy, "man salad", you! @robdelaneyFri, 01 Jun 2012 23:48:13

YimmietheTulip: I am convinced Bob Dylan is Betty White's much older sister.Fri, 01 Jun 2012 23:43:19

YimmietheTulip: RT @NME: Justin Bieber knocks himself out by walking into a glass wall http://t.co/rQ02yBLDFri, 01 Jun 2012 23:04:47

YimmietheTulip: RT @YKWDpodcast: #FF these past dudes @natebargatze @joelistcomedy @luisjgomez @TheRevBobLevy @RobSprance @garygulman @bigjayoakersonFri, 01 Jun 2012 23:03:54

YimmietheTulip: Is the Green Lantern gay or is it Ryan Reynolds? Because I had a hunch about one of them...Fri, 01 Jun 2012 16:16:51

YimmietheTulip: RT @Brian_McNett: I have a big weekend of comedy coming up. Now, if someone could just message me a bunch of much better jokes, I'll be all set.Fri, 01 Jun 2012 00:56:26

YimmietheTulip: RT @hannibalburess: I wish I could use that Men In Black thing to erase people's memories after my shows and then I could do the same jokes forever.Fri, 01 Jun 2012 00:21:40

YimmietheTulip: The direction I wish you would shut? RT"@KourtneyKardash: Up. http://t.co/4cRPG2ba"Thu, 31 May 2012 23:48:59

YimmietheTulip: Dear @BarackObama, the amount of spam email you send me is starting to rival knockoff viagra. Relax. What? Am I gonna vote 4 a mormon?Thu, 31 May 2012 23:46:06

YimmietheTulip: @ImGrover @LollySassafras making sure you get to the wedding on time?Thu, 31 May 2012 22:47:37

YimmietheTulip: RT @Ben_Vitoff: Despite doing an awful lot of wrong, nobody can argue the attention John Edwards brought to breast cancer awareness.Thu, 31 May 2012 22:06:52

YimmietheTulip: RT @jer_bare: RT if you're ready for the weekend or have seen my dad in the last ten yearsThu, 31 May 2012 22:04:29

YimmietheTulip: Fat people updating facebook about sweat and bikini clad or shirtless profile pics have made me hate summer. Get it together, people.Thu, 31 May 2012 20:34:36

YimmietheTulip: I can only assume that pretty girls that ride the city bus have DUIs...and herpes.Thu, 31 May 2012 20:12:24

YimmietheTulip: RT @TeamRalphie_May: Just went on a follow spree!!!! I really want #TeamRalphieMay to grow!!! C'mon y'all find us some more @Ralphie_May lovers!!!!!Thu, 31 May 2012 19:50:18

YimmietheTulip: I refuse to find out what a "Gotye" is...Thu, 31 May 2012 19:39:03

YimmietheTulip: For her birthday, my wife got a bunch of stuff from Victoria's Secret that I will never see...Sat, 26 May 2012 03:42:36

YimmietheTulip: Looking forward to seeing you at @standuplive! Are you coming for NYE, too? @LahnaTurnerSat, 26 May 2012 03:40:57

YimmietheTulip: The car in Tommy Boy was not a chevelle, Dibble. It was a Plymouth Hemi GTX. Stick to sports dummy. #NFLhardknocksSat, 26 May 2012 03:27:02

YimmietheTulip: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory is just a childrens version of Se7en minus lust and a head in a box.Fri, 25 May 2012 15:57:28

YimmietheTulip: The level at which I hate you directly correlates to how much you use the word "currently". Just say right now, like everybody else.Thu, 24 May 2012 22:16:04