Recent Tweets from Patrick Schroeder (Schrotime)

Schrotime: Roy Halladay is not impressed by your regular season no-hitters.Sat, 02 Jun 2012 20:03:09

Schrotime: @dietdrpepper RT "@MrBrandonStroud: TNA - where female employees need a separate boss"Fri, 01 Jun 2012 01:08:20

Schrotime: 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.Wed, 30 May 2012 17:08:07

Schrotime: RT @MirandaMosh: 14. 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong. #50ThingsIHateWed, 30 May 2012 17:04:45

Schrotime: RT @ItsKayXO: #50ThingsIHate atheists, lord help ya physcos 🙏Wed, 30 May 2012 16:59:53

Schrotime: RT @_Joordaan: #50ThingsIHate: how people care when celebrities die, but don't take notice when our troops do.Wed, 30 May 2012 16:55:08

Schrotime: RT @DangerGuerrero: "MANSWERS! Are boobs made out of sausage?! MANSWERS!" [monster truck screeches to a halt, busty women exit cab] [monster truck explodes]Wed, 30 May 2012 16:50:27

Schrotime: @OniPerez Just because they're more successful, and have more money, and are better than you doesn't mean that they are better than you.Wed, 30 May 2012 16:42:37

Schrotime: Keep Christ in Memorial Day!Mon, 28 May 2012 13:22:37

Schrotime: Happy Memorial Day to all of our heterosexual troops that are with Jesus now.Mon, 28 May 2012 13:16:34

Schrotime: Going to work on Memorial Day. #RealHeroMon, 28 May 2012 12:30:33

Schrotime: Don't want to live in a world where Roy Halladay isn't pitching every 5th day for the Phillies. Goodbye everyone.Sun, 27 May 2012 19:50:11

Schrotime: RIP Roy Halladay :(Sun, 27 May 2012 19:44:03

Schrotime: The guy who wore a Canadians jersey to The Garden-- I will buy that guy a beer. #FuckBostonSun, 27 May 2012 00:01:50

Schrotime: @lisacorrao You are totally the kind of nerd who would google how much a gram of weed is.Sat, 26 May 2012 20:38:14

Schrotime: @lucasconnolly1 @OniPerez You guys are both crazy, the Improv is sending me to Hollywood to become famous. #PeaceOutNerdsFri, 25 May 2012 21:54:55

Schrotime: @OniPerez @lucasconnolly1 I get 100% of my bookings through them.Fri, 25 May 2012 21:47:02

Schrotime: @lucasconnolly1 typical NY elitist.Fri, 25 May 2012 21:38:36

Schrotime: If you don't come out to see me at the FTL Comedy Club tonight you hate the troops. (Show starts at 9)Fri, 25 May 2012 20:35:58

Schrotime: RT @iSocialDealsFtL: Fort Lauderdale Comedy Club Presents Richy Lala: Friday & Saturday May 25th and 26th 9pm both nights Fort Lauder... http://t.co/1Hv8O5jZFri, 25 May 2012 20:34:41