Recent Tweets from Jacob Crook (Uncle__Jake)

Uncle__Jake: This is what happens when my niece and I watch movies together. We are so cute <3 http://t.co/hOhE6tGcSun, 03 Jun 2012 06:21:06

Uncle__Jake: All you need is 20 seconds of immense courage!Sun, 03 Jun 2012 03:43:08

Uncle__Jake: I want to buy a zoo!Sun, 03 Jun 2012 03:40:33

Uncle__Jake: So you think you can dance is the worst dance show ever! #FACT #fuckinannoying #KillMeNowSat, 02 Jun 2012 21:26:22

Uncle__Jake: RT @tianna_valerio: @Uncle__Jake it's a dream come true!Sat, 02 Jun 2012 21:20:25

Uncle__Jake: “@tianna_valerio: I just wanna see you strip right now” well if you say so...Sat, 02 Jun 2012 21:17:09

Uncle__Jake: RT @autocorrects: That heart attack you get when your parents are using your phone and you start hoping they don't look through your text messages.Sat, 02 Jun 2012 21:16:37

Uncle__Jake: My dads truck was literally customized to pull heavy trailersSat, 02 Jun 2012 20:02:00

Uncle__Jake: “@SerenaBeana_: This guy just straight up ran a red light...” yeah I did #badassSat, 02 Jun 2012 19:22:53

Uncle__Jake: RT @FUNNYPICS: You're Next... http://t.co/KEvCw42dSat, 02 Jun 2012 19:16:36

Uncle__Jake: I have hit up every party this week! #sorryforpartyrockinSat, 02 Jun 2012 05:32:24

Uncle__Jake: Bedroxx is where its at at nightSat, 02 Jun 2012 05:17:14

Uncle__Jake: Holy ball sackSat, 02 Jun 2012 01:28:34

Uncle__Jake: RT @autocorrects: If I like you, I’ll make you a cheese sandwich. If I love you, I’ll grill it.Sat, 02 Jun 2012 01:15:35

Uncle__Jake: RT @HighSkoolProbs: If you follow me but I don't follow you, RT of favorite this tweet and I will follow you!Sat, 02 Jun 2012 01:09:31

Uncle__Jake: #ForeverAPetPeeve when that person you hate keeps txting you even though you never txt back... #fuckinannoyingSat, 02 Jun 2012 00:52:18

Uncle__Jake: #WhatKeepsMeGoing not knowing what's coming next #judgemeFri, 01 Jun 2012 19:12:43

Uncle__Jake: @tianna_valerio when do you guys plan to go?Fri, 01 Jun 2012 18:36:14

Uncle__Jake: RT @ShitNoOneSayss_: I wish I was a ginger..Fri, 01 Jun 2012 17:57:15

Uncle__Jake: I really need to go to the lake! #wakeboardtime !Fri, 01 Jun 2012 17:56:20

Uncle__Jake: What you talk about Willis?! That yo doug! #ChouFri, 01 Jun 2012 17:55:30

Uncle__Jake: N00BFri, 01 Jun 2012 17:54:00

Uncle__Jake: RT @autocorrects: If you’re a 90's kid, you’re not really a kid anymore.Fri, 01 Jun 2012 17:52:11

Uncle__Jake: RT @autocorrects: Lazy Rule #214: No shower is needed, if you’re not going anywhere.Fri, 01 Jun 2012 16:58:43

Uncle__Jake: Chicken nuggets! Yumm!!!!! #ImfluffyThu, 31 May 2012 22:43:09